how many of you don't actually have a modified, souped-up car of some kind?

[Hayabusa Rider]

I use really good gas in my Passat. Does that count?

 

[KK]

I don't have a souped up car because I'm content with the size of my penis.

KK

 

[Jugernot]

Hmmm, well my truck was customized by a company named Starcraft direct from the factory, but otherwise I haven't done anything to it performance wise. I'm thinking of getting dual exhaust soon though.

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: KK
I don't have a souped up car because I'm content with the size of my penis.

KK

What does your car have to do with your penis? Didn't you like riding go-carts when you were little? Don't you like to have toys? My car is my toy. So is my jet ski. Neither of them are adult novelty items.

What about girls who like to mod their cars for fun? I suppose that you'd say that they're compensating for the fact that they have no penis at all?

 

[Chaotic42]

Dude, the Festiva needs no modifications.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

My 240sx is stock. Maybe if I had money I would mod it.

 

[bolomite]

no mods on my mustang, I just care about whether it gets me where I need to go.

 

[Whisper]

I only have a motorcycle...so I guess that's a no. I don't even have money to mod that thing.

But if I did happen to stumble upon a WRX that was miraculously given to me, then I might do a few things to it. However, if that WRX then even more miraculously turned into an STi, I wouldn't touch a damn sidepanel on it.

 

[EvanGeliSt]

me - but hopefully getting one soon Any sponsors out there?

 

[UglyCasanova]

Nope, just a truck.

 

[fjorner]

Originally posted by: KK
I don't have a souped up car because I'm content with the size of my penis.

KK

cold.

as for the starter of this thread, I'd just like to say that I own two stock vehicles, am extremely confident in the above-referenced measurement, do NOT suck at the internet but didn't feel like a cheesy poll, and that I laugh and HONK at ricer hondas who have to go over speed bumps and railroad tracks at 2 miles per hour.

 

[n0cmonkey]

I've got a new windshield (1 year, with another one on the way), but nothing else out of the ordinary has been changed on my car.

 

[ILikeStuff]

Does an FSTB and a bitching sound system count? Other than those it's total stock

 

[Marshallj]

Anyone who thinks about penises when thinking about a car has serious problems. A car's just a machine...transportation or a toy. Nothing sexual about it.

 

[Lithium381]

no heavy mods, just a new bumper.....but then again, i drive an SUV, not much i could do without looking like an I D 10 T like the rest of these bozos

 

[Liken]

i dont, but i want to get one. it wont be a ricer, though. all AMERICAN STEEL!