How many of you are in danger of being laid?

[sandorski]

I'm in your Mama's Bedroom...you do the Math

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: boomerang
I'm dating Miss Michigan, so my chances are probably pretty good.

Who doesn't?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Actually my chances of getting laid at home are pretty damn high, assuming the girlfriend is around, since we are still in the good old infatuation stage of the relationship.

KT

Ahhhhh, that marvelous stage where there's simply no need for the Gorilla costume, the sound effects, and the tedious role-playing yet. :heart:

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: boomerang
I'm dating Miss Michigan, so my chances are probably pretty good.

You and the entire Upper Peninsula! :shocked:

Admit it, when she said she didn't want an exclusive relationship, you had no idea what she really meant.

 

[Jeff7]

The probability is negligible.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Further proof that parodies are allowed as long as you have the "elite" tag under your name.

Oops, didn't mean to quote this.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Self enjoyed!

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: boomerang
I'm dating Miss Michigan, so my chances are probably pretty good.

You and the entire Upper Peninsula! :shocked:

Admit it, when she said she didn't want an exclusive relationship, you had no idea what she really meant.

Sloppy 2nd's, 3rd's,... 100,000's! :shocked:

 

[jalaram]

Originally posted by: JDub02
I'm married ... so I pretty much have zero chance.

this

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Actually my chances of getting laid at home are pretty damn high, assuming the girlfriend is around, since we are still in the good old infatuation stage of the relationship.

KT

Ahhhhh, that marvelous stage where there's simply no need for the Gorilla costume, the sound effects, and the tedious role-playing yet. :heart:

Haha, yep. Completely forgot what it was like after enduring nearly 6 years of marriage. :laugh:

KT

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: NSFW

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
My gf told me she's "ready" on Saturday, so I believe I'm in danger this week.

Are you 13?

Heh. 19. She's a bit shy, but I'm good at convincing. I've made excellent progress in the last month . I'm currently being cock-blocked by irregular periods and sickness, though.

 

[Brigandier]

Probability is zero right now, but about .99 on Friday.

 

[Fayd]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Actually my chances of getting laid at home are pretty damn high, assuming the girlfriend is around, since we are still in the good old infatuation stage of the relationship.

KT

Ahhhhh, that marvelous stage where there's simply no need for the Gorilla costume, the sound effects, and the tedious role-playing yet. :heart:

whoa, TMI

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'm alone in my room with my cat. Chances are very low, .....I hope. She gets a little too cudly sometimes.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: boomerang
I'm dating Miss Michigan, so my chances are probably pretty good.

You and the entire Upper Peninsula! :shocked:

Admit it, when she said she didn't want an exclusive relationship, you had no idea what she really meant.

Sloppy 2nd's, 3rd's,... 100,000's! :shocked:

UP girls are easy

 

[Doggiedog]

Ack! Misread the thread.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: boomerang
I'm dating Miss Michigan, so my chances are probably pretty good.

You and the entire Upper Peninsula! :shocked:

Admit it, when she said she didn't want an exclusive relationship, you had no idea what she really meant.

Sloppy 2nd's, 3rd's,... 100,000's! :shocked:

UP girls are easy

Hmmm. I was gonna say no but come to think of it, they kind of are, at least in my experience. hahaha

 

[Aharami]

i got laid this morning

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Aharami
i got laid this morning

everyone here did. welcome to the ATOT gang bang.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i am in severe danger of crazy makeup booty this week.

You finally apologized to your right hand for using the left that one time?

SHHHHH! what she doesn't know can't hurt her

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Joemonkey
i'm at work, so no danger here

however, if i go home and my daughter is still taking her nap, who knows what kind of danger my wife will put me into!

Take one for the team!

daughter was awake... i may have to wait until march 14 at this rate!