How many of you are in danger of being laid?

[nobody554]

<--- in a Finance class right now, so 0% is probably a safe bet.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
We know MrPickles and Goosemaster and clamum have no chance.
How about you?

Fixed. :beer:

You forgot me.

Ok, so clamum does have a chance.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Solid 37.5% chance since I'm at work.

KT

Something is not right. Your chance of getting laid is higher at work than (your chance) at home?

So you are spying on me!

Actually my chances of getting laid at home are pretty damn high, assuming the girlfriend is around, since we are still in the good old infatuation stage of the relationship.

KT

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1

Originally posted by: JLee

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
We know MrPickles and Goosemaster and clamum have no chance.
How about you?

Fixed. :beer:

You forgot me.

Ok, so clamum does have a chance.

:Q

 

[JulesMaximus]

Where's the pole?

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Solid 37.5% chance since I'm at work.

KT

Something is not right. Your chance of getting laid is higher at work than (your chance) at home?

So you are spying on me!

Actually my chances of getting laid at home are pretty damn high, assuming the girlfriend is around, since we are still in the good old infatuation stage of the relationship.

KT

Yeah, put more effort on the left leg.

 

[MartyMcFly3]

*Looks behind me*
Once the girlfriend wakes up.
*continues neffing*

 

[CrazyLazy]

Further proof that parodies are allowed as long as you have the "elite" tag under your name.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Further proof that parodies are allowed as long as you have the "elite" tag under your name.

Say that again, say parodies one more time mutha-f*cker! I dare you! I double dare you!

 

[TallBill]

Every day

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

My gf told me she's "ready" on Saturday, so I believe I'm in danger this week.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Further proof that parodies are allowed as long as you have the "elite" tag under your name.

Meh, I posted parody threads all the time and they're fine... I guess you gotta have Sssnail in your name too.

 

[irishScott]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
Further proof that parodies are allowed as long as you have the "elite" tag under your name.

Indeed. First the Patriots Cheerleader Babe Thread flap and now this.

I think olds has olds'd himself.

 

[child of wonder]

Just did last night so the danger has been reduced. However, the couch cushions need to air out for a while.

 

[DainBramaged]

In class.

 

[SMOGZINN]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
We know MrPickles and Goosemaster have no chance.
How about you?

Every minute of every day.
I must lock my doors when I sleep.
I must keep my soap on a rope.

 

[scott916]

I'm newly single, so it's completely up in the air right now. No new prospects yet.

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
My gf told me she's "ready" on Saturday, so I believe I'm in danger this week.

That's about the only time you can be in "danger" of getting laid.... that and prison.

 

[JDub02]

I'm married ... so I pretty much have zero chance.

 

[shortylickens]

Well, I'm still short, fat, and hairy so I guess I'm pretty safe.

 

[nageov3t]

my friend's little brother was totally giving me eyes last weekend and his dorm hall is only like a mile away from my apartment, but he's very very off-limits.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
My gf told me she's "ready" on Saturday, so I believe I'm in danger this week.

Are you 13?

 

[meltdown75]

i am in severe danger of crazy makeup booty this week.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i am in severe danger of crazy makeup booty this week.

You finally apologized to your right hand for using the left that one time?