How many of you are crybabies?

[Dr. Zaus]

eyes water from allergies and yawning;

 

[FoBoT]

hmm...the only time i cried this year was from laughter...

you can't spell slaughter without laughter

 

[Jeeebus]

2012 has not exactly been an average year. I easily hit the average in January but don't think I've cried since.

So long as I avoid movies like the Lion King, I can hopefully escape the rest of the year without tears.

 

[pelov]

I only cry after sex.

 

[Cookie]

I tear up EVERY time I click on a "my dog died" or similar thread. Does that count? I almost cried reading the newest dog related post in the Jesus thread.

Other than that this year has been good, maybe once a month at most. And only a few tears each time.

Last year I easily passed the average from women. I'd bet I cried easily over 150 times last year, maybe even closer to 250.

 

[surfsatwerk]

There was that one time with the pepper spray. Letting people carry that stuff around is just all kinds of a bad idea.

 

[amdhunter]

I only cry after sex.

Yes, and I'd wish you'd stop. Ruins my fun.

 

[pelov]

Yes, and I'd wish you'd stop. Ruins my fun.

In a research conducted by the Weizmann Institute of Science in Rehovot, Israel, emotional tears from women have been found to reduce sexual arousal in men.

True, but

Tears are secretions that clean and lubricate...

See? There's a method to my madness.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tears

 

[Raduque]

I cried last November, twice. Once when my dad's heart stopped and I was doing chest compressions till EMS got there, and again when he came successfully out of surgery.

 

[purbeast0]

i hadn't cried in years until 2009. then my dad died, and there have been 4 other deaths in my family since then. i've been crying more than i used to that is for sure. and i cry to this day about my dad's passing and it has been nearly 3 years.

 

[sixone]

Tears are NOT what make someone a crybaby.

 

[NetWareHead]

I tear profusely when cutting onions, sometimes garlic if it is especially pungent. I haven't eaten spicy food in a while but sometimes that gets me going.

 

[fatpat268]

The only time I recall crying was from laughter and allergies. Don't know the last time I legitimately cried out of anger or sadness.

 

[cherrytwist]

I have bipolar. I cry often. I laugh often.

 

[jupiter57]

I only cry after sex.

Yeah, mace will do that to you.

 

[Anubis]

the last time i cried was 10+ years ago eating an insanity wing in college. that was less crying and more eyes uncontrollably watering because of what i just ate

 

[HAL9000]

What if you have a disability that makes you cry more than described?

 

[HAL9000]

I have bipolar. I cry often. I laugh often.

This.

 

[alkemyst]

Here is the baseline test:

"I love my M3, it's fucking epic!"

 

[SMOGZINN]

The last time I cried was when my dog died, from wounds he received while killing a bear. And then I only cried because I was out of beer. Otherwise I would have just drank more beer.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Here is the baseline test:

"I love my M3, it's fucking epic!"

I lol'd

 

[coldmeat]

I can't remember the last time I cried. I don't know if that's because I just don't, or if my life just sucks and I'm never put in a situation that would call for crying.

 

[God Mode]

I cry all the time. I think it makes me a stronger person with an iron will.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I cry all the time. I think it makes me a stronger person with an iron will.

5pt merit,

/Approved.

 

[SirStev0]

Everybody.
I don't really cry. Mostly because I don't give a fuck.
I do have terrible allergies and my eyes water constantly. though.