How many of the Ten Commandments have you broken ?

deftron

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Here they are if you didn't already know them:



1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of [any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, no serve them: for I the LORD thy God [am] a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth [generation] of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days thou shalt labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh day [is] the sabbath of the LORD thy God: [in] it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that [is] within thy gates: For [in] six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them [is,] and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it.

5. Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

6. Thou shalt not kill.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

8. Thou shalt not steal.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor nis maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that [is] thy neighbour's.
 

HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
Originally posted by: amdskip 3 or 4
7 of 9
9 of 10. Not proud of all of it, but some of those bastards deserved it!

Dude u missed da joke ;)

Me? I am not telling. Not sure what the internet statute of limitations is :p



I got Big Louie in da back wit a shiv. You're next you sniveling little cockroach!
 

Hayabusa Rider

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Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
Originally posted by: amdskip 3 or 4
7 of 9
9 of 10. Not proud of all of it, but some of those bastards deserved it!
Dude u missed da joke ;) Me? I am not telling. Not sure what the internet statute of limitations is :p
I got Big Louie in da back wit a shiv. You're next you sniveling little cockroach!

Well pfft. This is what I have to say to you
 

StormRider

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10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor nis maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass , nor any thing that [is] thy neighbour's.

Darn, my neighbor is in good shape, has a good looking girlfriend (I'm assuming that's what she is since her car is sometimes parked over night) and I noticed he had a good ass and I thought to myself, "What kind of exercises do I have to do in order to get a butt like that? If I had a butt like that, maybe more girls will find me attractive."

So, I guess I coveted my neighbor's ass. I guess I've broken about 3 or 4 of them.
 

silverpig

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Jul 29, 2001
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2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of [any thing] that [is] in heaven above, or that [is] in the earth beneath, or that [is] in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, no serve them: for I the LORD thy God [am] a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth [generation] of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

Does that rule out snow angels?

We seem to have a nice distribution centred at about 6.3 or so thus far (that is if you forget about the seemingly disproportionate number of 10s).

I think a lot of people are taking the "thou shalt not kill" to mean "thou shalt not kill anything" instead of "don't murder"

You forgot one though:

"Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's.... racket."

:)
 

Sid59

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be more interesting if you asked "How often do you break the Ten Commandments?"
 

silverpig

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Originally posted by: Spac3d
I don't know what they are, so 0 I suppose.

Spac3d

Basically 10 rules the christian god says you have to follow. Religious law if you like.


Personally, I think I'll take the life of fun loving sin topped off with a miraculous death bed repentence... just in case ;)