How many martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[acegazda]

Two, but they have to be very small.

 

[dighn]

..

 

[funkymatt]

or a big lightbulb?

 

[Shawn]

?

 

[acegazda]

if you don't get it think of the many meanings of screw.

 

[Cattlegod]

that is assuming that martians are not asexual.

 

[Mikey]

Either this joke makes no sense, or its the worst joke i've ever heard.

 

[Rubycon]

You messed it up - the answer is none because martians cannot fit inside lightbulbs.

 

[acegazda]

Originally posted by: Mikey
Either this joke makes no sense, or its the worst joke i've ever heard.

no it's the best delayed reaction joke ever! Think!

Originally posted by: MS Dawn
You messed it up - the answer is none because martians cannot fit inside lightbulbs.

how do you know what size martians are? You don't! They could be any size... do you get it?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: acegazda
Two, but they have to be very small.

dumbest joke ever.

 

[acegazda]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: acegazda
Two, but they have to be very small.

dumbest joke ever.

tell me a better one

 

[Howard]

haha

took me a while

 

[lykaon78]

Originally posted by: acegazda
if you don't get it think of the many meanings of screw.

What kind of moron doesn't get that joke?

7/10

 

[AkumaX]

Scene: Caged and surrounded by Simians on the Planet of the Apes

Peter: Okay, Okay. How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three - One dirty stinkin' ape to screw in the light bulb, and two dirty stinkin' apes to throw feces at each other. [Peter]Hehehehhehehe[/Peter]

 

[DurocShark]

They don't fit.

And, yes, I do know.

<X Files music>

 

[Powermoloch]

I don't get it...

BAN !!!

 

[JujuFish]

Originally posted by: acegazda

Originally posted by: Mikey
Either this joke makes no sense, or its the worst joke i've ever heard.

no it's the best delayed reaction joke ever! Think!

No, no it's not. There is no delayed reaction because the joke sucks.

 

[acegazda]

Originally posted by: Powermoloch
I don't get it...

BAN !!!

I once respected your opinion Why?

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: acegazda
Two, but they have to be very small.

...or five if one of them just turned 21

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Mikey
Either this joke makes no sense, or its the worst joke i've ever heard.

Yup.

 

[QED]

If the punchline takes you a second or two to figure out, then that's a delayed reaction.

If the punchline has to be explained because it is so lame, then that's not a delayed reaction-- it's just a bad joke.