How many guys here are guilty of this?

MiataGirl

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I saw this in another forum and I have to say I can truly connect with this guy :) He may be a little extreme but he still captures it well..

Nothing out there annoys me more than those crap heads driving around in their cars thinking they own the roads.

For instance today I was driving down a road on the left lane when this asian punk kid who thinks he's a race car driver and some thug at the same time has his music blasting out loud while holding his steering wheel with one hand draped over the top, his hat on backwards, and leaning back as if he's on a la-z-boy or something.

So now he's driving in one of those cars with more power in the stereo than the engine itself, and it's more or less just the vibration of the speakers moving the car along.

I'm on the side of him now, and have to make a right turn soon. I then speed up a bit in order to be able to move into the right lane, and as I speed up this guy speeds up too thinking he's racing me or something. I say fine, and slow down a bit and try to change lanes behind him but as I slow down he thinks the "race" is over or something so he starts to slow down too. I say FINE again and send my car into WARP SPEED and so this guy tries to do the same as well. By the way he was listening to some Eminem crap which doesn't have anything to do with what I'm talking about so okay.

I began to approach the speed limit..not the road's speed limit but MINE'S, and I still couldn't get a clear lane change. So then I look over at him which seems to piss him off some so then I finally slow down and am able to move into the lane behind him. He then pumps his fist out the window to prove that not only did he beat a car that let him win but ALSO that he's a dipshit. Wow, congratulations dumbass. People like that should be thrown in jail and eaten.
 

JC

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What a dork ricer
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How about this, happened to me today.

I'm in my 18' box delivery truck, left lane, behind one car at a light. Two pickup trucks in the right lane. I know that just across the intersection, the right lane merges into mine. On the way, the car in front of me leads the pack. First truck in the right lane stays just behind him, still in the right lane. I figure I'll be third, after all, I'm not in the lane that's disappearing! But no, dumbass in the second pickup is right alongside me, determined to be in front of me. I pushed it until he was riding the shoulder, then braked to let him in, because my truck has the company name all over it. I knew somehow it would end up being my fault. All that to be right on my front bumper, because the truck in front of him was dillydallying anyways. What a moron :confused:

JC
 

HappyPuppy

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Sounds like you need about 10 years more driving experience. With adequate knowledge of the human psyche and a quick foot you can fake anybody out, whether it be to get in front of them or to drop in behind them.
 

Desslok

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So was the "asain punk" driving a Miata? I mean the hints are all there, "stereo with more power than the engine".
 

blahblah99

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hahaha.. I see that so many times around my area that I'm used to that :)

Whenever I pull up to a red light and look over at the car next to me, they think I'm gonna gun my car. When the light turns green, I often hear their engine moaning and a second later they realize I'm not as dumb as they are because in my area, it is now a felony if your caught street racing. You get a mandatory 1 day jail sentence plus stiff fines.

And today some kid and his friend in one of those civic hatchback drives up to my driveway and asks my friend and I if we "wanna run". Our hands were dirty from fixing our cars and I came up to him and asked him what's he got in his car - he replies "its stock". Funny thing is I saw a coffee can tip muffler and a roll-cage in his car so I was going to ask him to pop his hood so I can see what's under there but decided that little kid wasn't worth my time, so I told them next time, we'll run at the track instead and he said he doesn't have time for that lol.

I know some of these car terms is like swahili to you :), but the point is that most of these people are under 18 who just got their very first car that their mom & pop bought for them. Giving a kid a new/fast car is like handing a gun to them.
 

Ornery

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Hmmmm, I hate people who have to poke along in the left lane! I frequently see people merge onto the freeway and slam over to the far left ASAP, then proceed to drive at the posted speed limit. Why? :confused:

BTW, I see nimrods like you described all the time. All I can say is...
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MiataGirl

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Originally posted by: Desslok
So was the "asain punk" driving a Miata? I mean the hints are all there, "stereo with more power than the engine".

Well it couldn't have been because it was a guy and the Miata is a "girl's car" right?
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Pastore

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Originally posted by: MiataGirl
Originally posted by: Desslok
So was the "asain punk" driving a Miata? I mean the hints are all there, "stereo with more power than the engine".

Well it couldn't have been because it was a guy and the Miata is a "girl's car" right?
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You are trying to start a flame war in your own thread... I have never seen a pilot hijack there own plane before... lol
 

Chaotic42

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I drive as carefully as possible, usually doing the speed limit, but I just stay with the flow of traffic.
I keep my music to where only I can hear it.
I try to let people over when I can, because I hate people who don't let me over.

And I don't wear hats at all.
 

BigNeko

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I'm in my 18' box delivery truck,

All I can think of is that commercial in the movie "Crazy People", where the delivery driver gets into an accident, sees everyone is okay and throws truck in gear. The other guy says, "Hey, you can`t leave the scene of an accident." The driver responds, "Up yours pal, I gotta delivery to make."
 

MiataGirl

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Originally posted by: Beast1284
Originally posted by: MiataGirl
Originally posted by: Desslok
So was the "asain punk" driving a Miata? I mean the hints are all there, "stereo with more power than the engine".

Well it couldn't have been because it was a guy and the Miata is a "girl's car" right?
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You are trying to start a flame war in your own thread... I have never seen a pilot hijack there own plane before... lol

no i'm not! shut up!


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JC

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Originally posted by: BigNeko
I'm in my 18' box delivery truck,

All I can think of is that commercial in the movie "Crazy People", where the delivery driver gets into an accident, sees everyone is okay and throws truck in gear. The other guy says, "Hey, you can`t leave the scene of an accident." The driver responds, "Up yours pal, I gotta delivery to make."

lol! I wish.....but no, I'm the senior guy, gotta be responsible :|
 

hzl eyed grl

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Originally posted by: JC
Originally posted by: BigNeko
I'm in my 18' box delivery truck,

All I can think of is that commercial in the movie "Crazy People", where the delivery driver gets into an accident, sees everyone is okay and throws truck in gear. The other guy says, "Hey, you can`t leave the scene of an accident." The driver responds, "Up yours pal, I gotta delivery to make."

lol! I wish.....but no, I'm the senior guy, gotta be responsible :|
Senior? LOL! Nah, you're not a senior. :p

 

JC

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Originally posted by: hzl_eyed_grl
Originally posted by: JC
Senior? LOL! Nah, you're not a senior.

<me blushes> Oh, stop!
LOL But you're not a senior. :p 'Sides, why aren't we doing anything tonight? Is it because we're both too old? :eek:

Well, at least you're not too old!
 

LordMaul

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Originally posted by: Desslok
So was the "asain punk" driving a Miata? I mean the hints are all there, "stereo with more power than the engine".

Yeah, I was going to say that this is a problem that only people with 4cyl cars have. :D
 

TCPpacket

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You are trying to start a flame war in your own thread... I have never seen a pilot hijack there own plane before... lol

haha, i dont know why, but this is the funniest thing i've heard all day. :D
 

Semper Fi

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"For instance today I was driving down a road on the left lane...
I'm on the side of him now, and have to make a right turn soon. I then speed up a bit in order to be able to move into the right lane"

People that speed up to get in front of you so they can slow down and turn are the problem. If the driver had just slowed down and got behind the car to begin with there wouldn't have been a problem. But no, he had to get in front so he could turn. :disgust:

Drivers like that are right up there with the ones that run stop signs to get in front of someone so they can go 10 MPH under the speed limit.
 

Ornery

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Semper_Fi, you're gonna screw up the thread bringing it back on topic. WTF were you thinking!? :confused: