How many five year olds can you take on?

MechxWarrior

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How many five year olds do you think you could handle by yourself with only your hands/feet before they incapacitate you?

You can do anything including maiming/killing them.

Whats your estimate?
 

iamtrout

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There is no limit at all. Once one goes down, I can use her body to bludgeon the others.
 

shilala

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The last time this was here, it turned out to be an awesome thread.
It had a link up to even a better thread.
 

silverpig

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Grab two 5 yr olds by the feet... one in each hand. Spin like a helicopter sorta like those rotating blade things in hl2. The kids are as stupid as zombies, so they'll all walk right into the copter arrangment and get themselves killed.
 

Xonoahbin

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Unlimited? At least until I'm too tired to stop swinging..
5 Year olds plain can't take me 400 on one.. all of you underestimate yourselves theyre nothing..
 

DrPizza

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Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: GML3G0
Originally posted by: Taggart
Originally posted by: Umberger
Realistically, I think I could take 15 or 20.

Enough already!

Probably around 100.
Oh, I think anyone could eaSily reach 110 if They were doped enough.
Search function is screwed up... there are no reposts, unless the originals are stickied :)
 

Umberger

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: GML3G0
Originally posted by: Taggart
Originally posted by: Umberger
Realistically, I think I could take 15 or 20.

Enough already!

Probably around 100.
Oh, I think anyone could eaSily reach 110 if They were doped enough.
Search function is screwed up... there are no reposts, unless the originals are stickied :)

IT's not really that big a deal, MechxWarrior... we all just like making these stupid quote trees.
 

shilala

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Originally posted by: Umberger
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: shilala
Originally posted by: GML3G0
Originally posted by: Taggart
Originally posted by: Umberger
Realistically, I think I could take 15 or 20.

Enough already!

Probably around 100.
Oh, I think anyone could eaSily reach 110 if They were doped enough.
Search function is screwed up... there are no reposts, unless the originals are stickied :)

IT's not really that big a deal, MechxWarrior... we all just like making these stupid quote trees.
EXactly.

 

BigPoppa

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Depends on how fast they came. A quick kick to the head would go a long way.

If 5 year olds were that defend your castle game, I could get to lvl 15... :p
 

Kilgor

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As soon as you take out the first one they will all start crying, then you can really get to work.