How many bites does it take for you to finish a 16oz steak?

[JEDI]

finished a 16oz ribeye in 10 pieces.

next t time need to cut smaller chunks to enjoy it more

edit:
10 pieces, not bites

 

[theflyingpig]

I'm amazed that you had the foresight to begin counting your bites. This behavior is most uncommon. What was your inspiration? Did you simply decide to count your bites, or was there a more significant reason? What is next for you? During your next meal, will you count both bites and chews? How have you come to the conclusion that if you cut the meat into smaller chunks you'll be able to enjoy it more? How will this reasoning affect future meals? I must know this.

 

[TallBill]

10 pieces maybe, but not 10 bites.

 

[Kirby]

Only 16 oz? Was it so thin you could see through it?

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: TallBill
10 pieces maybe, but not 10 bites.

thx for catching that

edited OP

 

[Cyco]

Never bothered to count. If it's a good enough steak, I tend to try to savor it as long as I can. If it's a crappy steak, it gets choked down a little faster.

 

[sdifox]

try chewing, it's good for your digestive system

 

[rasczak]

NOM NOM NOM

three bites

 

[nakedfrog]

Wait, so you cut a piece off and then take bites from that piece? I cut off bite-sized pieces, myself. And definitely more than ten.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Who knows, who cares.

 

[biggestmuff]

WGAS?

 

[jordan12]

Why would it actually matter how many bites it took?

 

[Anubis]

0

just swallow it whole

 

[Fritzo]

Hmmm, let's ask Mr. Owl.

Me: Mr. Owl, how many bites does it take to finish a 16 oz. steak?

Mr. Owl: A good question. Let's find out. A One... A.two-HOO...A three.....
Mr. Owl: A three.

How many bites does it take to finish a 16 oz. steak? The world may never know.

 

[dartworth]

http://www.jazjaz.net/wp-conte...7/12/pac-man-thumb.jpg

 

[nageov3t]

16 ounce steak would be like 4 meals for me

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Hmmm, let's ask Mr. Owl.

Me: Mr. Owl, how many bites does it take to finish a 16 oz. steak?

Mr. Owl: A good question. Let's find out. A One... A.two-HOO...A three.....
Mr. Owl: A three.

How many bites does it take to finish a 16 oz. steak? The world may never know.

the children will not understand the reference.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Hmmm, let's ask Mr. Owl.

Me: Mr. Owl, how many bites does it take to finish a 16 oz. steak?

Mr. Owl: A good question. Let's find out. A One... A.two-HOO...A three.....
Mr. Owl: A three.

How many bites does it take to finish a 16 oz. steak? The world may never know.

the children will not understand the reference.

That commercial is still running! It's on Nick several times a day, that's what made me remember it

Just in case though...

 

[BW86]

Originally posted by: Anubis
0

just swallow it whole

At least someone knows how to properly eat a steak.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Probably around 10-15. I have the tendency to divide even the largest of steaks into pieces that won't fit into my mouth and end up biting whatever I can manage off the end of my fork. I never could take the time to cut off a precisely mouth-sized piece. I like steak dammit I want it in ma bellah now!

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: BW86

Originally posted by: Anubis
0

just swallow it whole

At least someone knows how to properly eat a steak.

He misread steak as penis.

 

[Tweak155]

Originally posted by: dartworth
http://www.jazjaz.net/wp-conte...7/12/pac-man-thumb.jpg

haha.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: BW86

Originally posted by: Anubis
0

just swallow it whole

At least someone knows how to properly eat a steak.

He misread steak as penis.

Man, I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that.

 

[Tiamat]

I've never though of it in such a manner, but I'd say i cut ribeyes into probably 16-24 slices.

 

[MrPickins]

I'm usually too busy savoring the flavor to count. 16oz ribeye :heart:

I'd guess that I cut it into 25 pieces or so.