How many AT peeps does it take to change a lightbulb?

[AreaCode707]

Answers?

 

[SociallyChallenged]

I say three. One to order the lightbulb online at a low price. Another one to get the package at the post office. And another one to screw it in.

 

[toant103]

NONE. WE don't use light bulb.

Use monitor,led, alarm clock, optical mouse.etc. for light.

 

[shiner]

Just one, Jerboy. He holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him and screw it in the socket.

 

[SociallyChallenged]

NONE. WE don't use light bulb.

Use monitor for light.

LOL!

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged
I say three. One to order the lightbulb online at a low price. Another one to get the package at the post office. And another one to screw it in.

You mean there's an ATer who knows how to screw?

*bad self, bad!*

 

[her209]

1 Mod to supervise
2 to debate creation vs evolution of the lightbulb
5 to debate if god exists (1 christian 1 jew 1 muslim 1 atheist 1 deist) and what kind of lightbulb
1 Jerboy to complain that he has to change the lightbulb

 

[SociallyChallenged]

You mean there's an ATer who knows how to screw?

*bad self, bad!*

ROFL...man I'm laughing a lot today...

 

[eleutheria]

Im addition to the AT'ers mentioned above, we have to have the whining liberals who will protest that the lightbulb is being oppressed because it doesn't really want to be changed.

 

[ThePresence]

12

1) To say w00t! a lightbulb blew!
9) To roll their eyes at him
1) To link him to a site with lighbulb reviews
1) To pm him about a used lighbulb that he has for sale

 

[sheselectric]

and there are a couple more to complain that the light bulb was just changed (repost)

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: eleutheria
Im addition to the AT'ers mentioned above, we have to have the whining liberals who will protest that the lightbulb is being oppressed because it doesn't really want to be changed.

LOL

 

[isasir]

We also need someone to **CONFIRM** and make **OFFICIAL** the lightbulb. This will be done by creating a poll to see which lightbulb is preferred, providing pics of course.

 

[DanFungus]

Just one, Jerboy. He holds the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him and screw it in the socket.

BAHAHAHHAHHAAHA!

 

[apoppin]

Lightbulbs are so outdated . . . use a CFL.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: ThePresence
12

1) To say w00t! a lightbulb blew!
9) To roll their eyes at him
1) To link him to a site with lighbulb reviews
1) To pm him about a used lighbulb that he has for sale

that is funny!

 

[Azraele]

Lol @ the answers.

 

[WombatWoman]

How Many AnandTechers Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

• 1 to change the lightbulb and to start a thread announcing that the lightbulb has been changed.
• 85 to share their own personal experiences of lightbulb-changing, complain about how the lightbulb was changed, and tell how the lightbulb could have been changed differently.
• 4 to PM the AnandTech Moderator complaining about the offensive lightbulb debate and its inappropriateness to the forums.
• 17 to suggest that posters read the lightbulb FAQ before posting.
• 5 to sound the alert about the hazards of changing lightbulbs, and how a friend of a friend was permanently disabled while attempting this dangerous procedure.
• 168 to flame people who make errors in spelling and grammar while posting about changing lightblubs.
• 42 to flame the spelling and grammar checkers.
• 30 to correct the spelling of the spelling/grammar flamemeisters.
• 8 to post that AnandTech is not a lightbulb chatroom, and this place was better before the lightbulb-discussing people arrived here.
• 29 to whine that lightbulbs are not a hot deal.
• 2 to point out that lightbulbs are a very hot deal indeed, as one will discover when trying to change a lit one with bare fingers.
• 123 to post links to lightbulb pics (BULB...SO...HOT!!!)

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: WombatWoman
How Many AnandTechers Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

• 1 to change the lightbulb and to start a thread announcing that the lightbulb has been changed.
• 85 to share their own personal experiences of lightbulb-changing, complain about how the lightbulb was changed, and tell how the lightbulb could have been changed differently.
• 4 to PM the AnandTech Moderator complaining about the offensive lightbulb debate and its inappropriateness to the forums.
• 17 to suggest that posters read the lightbulb FAQ before posting.
• 5 to sound the alert about the hazards of changing lightbulbs, and how a friend of a friend was permanently disabled while attempting this dangerous procedure.
• 168 to flame people who make errors in spelling and grammar while posting about changing lightblubs.
• 42 to flame the spelling and grammar checkers.
• 30 to correct the spelling of the spelling/grammar flamemeisters.
• 8 to post that AnandTech is not a lightbulb chatroom, and this place was better before the lightbulb-discussing people arrived here.
• 29 to whine that lightbulbs are not a hot deal.
• 2 to point out that lightbulbs are a very hot deal indeed, as one will discover when trying to change a lit one with bare fingers.
• 123 to post links to lightbulb pics (BULB...SO...HOT!!!)

Hahahaha, and one to laugh her arse off as she trout smacks all of the above !!!

Great job here Jean !

 

[911paramedic]

1-person to realize that it is out, and to then post a thread saying "OMG my light just blew! **with pics**"
50-people to comment on the thread, at least three with "repost"
2-people to check out hot deals for lightbulbs
1-baffled2 to say "you guys are just crazy"
1-wombatwoman to make a poem about us changing the lightbulb (great poems BTW )
1-lordmaul to photochop the three stooges changing a lightbulb with pictures of members pics on the bodies
1-eakers saying "kat<--does not like changing lightbulbs"
1-davesohmer saying "general quarters! general quarters! all hands man your battlestations!"
1-jerboy post saying "WTF is up with lightbulbs burning out!!!"
1-member posting the updated jerboy complaint list
1-mod saying "this should be posted in General Hardware"
1-member asking how to overclock a 100w bulb to 200w
20-members discussing cooling for the now overclocked bulb
1-member just changing the thing realizing that they will never get a straight answer about how to do it.

Total = 83 members

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: WombatWoman
How Many AnandTechers Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

• 1 to change the lightbulb and to start a thread announcing that the lightbulb has been changed.
• 85 to share their own personal experiences of lightbulb-changing, complain about how the lightbulb was changed, and tell how the lightbulb could have been changed differently.
• 4 to PM the AnandTech Moderator complaining about the offensive lightbulb debate and its inappropriateness to the forums.
• 17 to suggest that posters read the lightbulb FAQ before posting.
• 5 to sound the alert about the hazards of changing lightbulbs, and how a friend of a friend was permanently disabled while attempting this dangerous procedure.
• 168 to flame people who make errors in spelling and grammar while posting about changing lightblubs.
• 42 to flame the spelling and grammar checkers.
• 30 to correct the spelling of the spelling/grammar flamemeisters.
• 8 to post that AnandTech is not a lightbulb chatroom, and this place was better before the lightbulb-discussing people arrived here.
• 29 to whine that lightbulbs are not a hot deal.
• 2 to point out that lightbulbs are a very hot deal indeed, as one will discover when trying to change a lit one with bare fingers.
• 123 to post links to lightbulb pics (BULB...SO...HOT!!!)

OMG LMAO!

 

[Harvey]

Originally posted by: WombatWoman

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• 123 to post links to lightbulb pics (BULB...SO...HOT!!!)

What??? No coupons?

Now that I think about it, this topic belongs in the General Hardware Forum.

 

[FoBoT]

flamemeisters

hehe

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
1-person to realize that it is out, and to then post a thread saying "OMG my light just blew! **with pics**"
50-people to comment on the thread, at least three with "repost"
2-people to check out hot deals for lightbulbs
1-baffled2 to say "you guys are just crazy"
1-wombatwoman to make a poem about us changing the lightbulb (great poems BTW )
1-lordmaul to photochop the three stooges changing a lightbulb with pictures of members pics on the bodies
1-eakers saying "kat<--does not like changing lightbulbs"
1-davesohmer saying "general quarters! general quarters! all hands man your battlestations!"
1-jerboy post saying "WTF is up with lightbulbs burning out!!!"
1-member posting the updated jerboy complaint list
1-mod saying "this should be posted in General Hardware"
1-member asking how to overclock a 100w bulb to 200w
20-members discussing cooling for the now overclocked bulb
1-member just changing the thing realizing that they will never get a straight answer about how to do it.

Total = 83 members

that one is funny too, hee haw!!!!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: WombatWoman
How Many AnandTechers Does It Take to Change a Lightbulb?

• 123 to post links to lightbulb pics (BULB...SO...HOT!!!)

That's a nice pair of bulbs you've got there... (*ducks flying trout*)

How about this:

1 Jerboy, to take note of the wattage and lumens output of the previous burnt-out bulb, and to replace with new, energy-efficient fluorescent bulb, thus saving miniscule $ on parents' power bill. (Or UV bulb, if there are urine stains to be found in the area.)