How many 12 year old kids could you take on in a fight?

[tec699]

So...

Your walking home and these kids come up to you on their big wheels. They number in the hundreds and you notice something a bit strange. There all 12 years old!!!

So they tell you that they are going to kick your pathetic a$$. So they bum rush you! How many of these brats could you take on before they over whelmed you?

Me? I could probably take on 40 of these little punks before the ankle biting would wear me down.

:beer:

 

[911paramedic]

Pepper spray. :Q

 

[Hammer]

it really depends on the 12 year olds. how tall and/or fat are they?

 

[XZeroII]

where did this come from? Don't tell me they are going to have to update the phobia list again...

 

[thirtythree]

Why are you starting fights with 12 year olds?

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
Pepper spray. :Q

No, no, no... obviously pepper spray is inhumane. You should let them walk into oncoming traffic.

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: Hammer
it really depends on the 12 year olds. how tall and/or fat are they?

Does it matter? There 12 yrs. old for christ sakes! Height and weight shouldn't matter.

 

[SoylentGreen]

Depends if they're coming at you from direction or not too.
If they feed to me through a narrow opening I'd own the little punks.

 

[rgwalt]

I've seen some big, mean 12 year olds in my day. What are 12 year olds doing on Big Wheels? Anyway, I think your estimate of 40 is a bit high. These kids would fight dirty, grabbing anything nearby to smash you in the head. On the other hand, it wouldn't take much to put a stop to any single one of them...

Ryan

 

[beer]

I'd be like Neo in Neo vs. the Agents in Matrix Reloaded, staff-style 🙂

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
Pepper spray. :Q

 

[Kevin]

Easy, just pick one up and toss him at a group. When you run out of throwable kids, chuck the big wheels at them...

 

[ElFenix]

are they all ninja 12 year olds or what?

 

[Deeko]

Do they have gats?

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: rgwalt
I've seen some big, mean 12 year olds in my day. What are 12 year olds doing on Big Wheels? Anyway, I think your estimate of 40 is a bit high. These kids would fight dirty, grabbing anything nearby to smash you in the head. On the other hand, it wouldn't take much to put a stop to any single one of them...

Ryan

Bah... I'd kill the little punks! And don't 12 year old kids still ride big wheels?

 

[MacGaven]

Weight of Package(kg):?

Approximate Dimensions of Package (w x l): ?

Destination (location, distance): ?

Rough estimate ~ 52

 

[Savarak]

I say at least 30 average kids... maybe 60-70 if they're anything like my little brother 😉

I got a black belt and lots of strength and weight hehe

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
are they all ninja 12 year olds or what?

Naw.. just regular kids. And no they don't have gats!

 

[JeffSpicoli]

This post reminded me of that Lightening Bolt video (the cheesy Dungeons and Dragons scene). Anyone got a link?

 

[blackdogdeek]

i'd destroy all of them. just kill one then use him to bash the other ones.

 

[Storm]

Given the percentage of obese kids in the US growing it certainly wont be 40 f@t@ss kids...

I'd say a conservative 10 "fat" kids

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: Hammer
it really depends on the 12 year olds. how tall and/or fat are they?

Does it matter? There 12 yrs. old for christ sakes! Height and weight shouldn't matter.

well if they weight 150 lbs a piece, you'd get overwhelmed pretty fast. like a swarm. 😛

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: ElFenix
are they all ninja 12 year olds or what?

Naw.. just regular kids. And no they don't have gats!

No gats? No 9 millis? Hmmm...do I have a spare AK lying around?

 

[lotust]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
Depends if they're coming at you from direction or not too.
If they feed to me through a narrow opening I'd own the little punks.

LOL!!!! i agree

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: tec699

Originally posted by: Hammer
it really depends on the 12 year olds. how tall and/or fat are they?

Does it matter? There 12 yrs. old for christ sakes! Height and weight shouldn't matter.

Someone link this man the article about the 6' 5" 12 year old...