How manly are you?

ElFenix

Elite Member
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Mar 20, 2000
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When in public in a non gay environment and I am with a date or boyfriend, I:
i'm usually grabbing his crotch and squeezing it, but that isn't an option

and the thread title should be 'how not gay of a gay man are you?"
 

Spike

Diamond Member
Aug 27, 2001
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level 3... dunno if thats good or bad

BTW, I do tweese my eyebrows ;)
 

Chaotic42

Lifer
Jun 15, 2001
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LEVEL 1 -- EXTREMELY STRAIGHT ACTING

No one would expect you as being gay because your actions never show even a hint of femininity. You carry yourself in a macho, masculine manner at all times. You're hung up on 'guy things' and if you dance at a club your feet and hands barely move. Your idea of a good time is probably watching professional wrestling.
 

Shawn

Lifer
Apr 20, 2003
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LEVEL 3 -- MOSTLY STRAIGHT ACTING

You lead a normal everyday life and it's 'no questions asked' as people just assume you are straight. Every once and awhile a very aware person might notice something that causes them to think 'fem' but it's a fleeting thought because you turn around and surprise them with more masculine traits before they even have time to fully analyze the last one.
 

Darien

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Feb 27, 2002
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LEVEL 1 -- EXTREMELY STRAIGHT ACTING

No one would expect you as being gay because your actions never show even a hint of femininity. You carry yourself in a macho, masculine manner at all times. You're hung up on 'guy things' and if you dance at a club your feet and hands barely move. Your idea of a good time is probably watching professional wrestling.

Congratulations! This is your level. You may save this graphic (use your right mouse button and choose SAVE AS) and place it on your website or personal home page with pride! When you do, link the graphic to: http://www.straightacting.com.
 

amol

Lifer
Jul 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: Shawn
LEVEL 3 -- MOSTLY STRAIGHT ACTING

You lead a normal everyday life and it's 'no questions asked' as people just assume you are straight. Every once and awhile a very aware person might notice something that causes them to think 'fem' but it's a fleeting thought because you turn around and surprise them with more masculine traits before they even have time to fully analyze the last one.

 

tami

Lifer
Nov 14, 2004
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LEVEL 8 -- EXTREMELY FEMININE

You got it, you flaunt it. You don't even try to hide it. You want the world to know that you are proud of who you are and if it means two snaps with a 'you go girlfriend' then so be it. Life is too short to be someone you're not, and you'll be damned if you're going to suppress your girlish charm for anyone.

why am i taking a man's quiz? :p
 

nageov3t

Lifer
Feb 18, 2004
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level 1.

I figured that having attended gay pride events before would have sunk me for sure ;)
 

HamburgerBoy

Lifer
Apr 12, 2004
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lol

LEVEL 1 -- EXTREMELY STRAIGHT ACTING

No one would expect you as being gay because your actions never show even a hint of femininity. You carry yourself in a macho, masculine manner at all times. You're hung up on 'guy things' and if you dance at a club your feet and hands barely move. Your idea of a good time is probably watching professional wrestling.
 

Strk

Lifer
Nov 23, 2003
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LEVEL 2 -- VERY STRAIGHT ACTING

Hardly anyone would be able to pick you as a homo boy. All your actions are carefully crafted in a way that they never appear to be considered too fem. Only a fellow level 2 -- buddy might suspect you with the proper gaydar and it's just the way you like it.
 

DainBramaged

Lifer
Jun 19, 2003
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LEVEL 0 -- THE ULTIMATE IN STRAIGHT ACTING

There is no more straight acting than you. Not one person on the planet would guess you sleep with men. You might want to check to see if you shouldn't be out wrestling with wild animals in the wilderness or jumping out of airplanes right now. You are the ultimate in masculinity and acting in a straight manner in which most heterosexual men don't even achieve.