I went to school in the ghetto so fighting was a requirement. I had a couple interesting encounters there. one that really sticks out.
I was in Wood Shop class, the teacher wasn't there and aside from 1 other student nobody. Her BF has just been in to see her and left. On his way out he called her his Jaina, which is Mexican slang for woman. I had joked back and forth with her a few times, I didn't think she disliked me. Well, I decided to call her a Hyena (as a joke) she got MAD, proceeded to jump on my back and wrap a 2x4 she had in her hand across my chest and start to choke me out. She was a good sized chick, maybe 5'7 165lbs. She had the hold locked GOOD. I wasn't able to breath and since she basically weighed more than me I was sort of assed out. Even in a situation like this I don't believe in fighting a girl, and even if I wasn't against fighting a girl who was trying to beat your ass. The Mexican dudes in my school would have beat me to death for punching on of their homegirls lol.
Basically I ended up moving backwards and smashing her against the wall until she left go and fell. I was coughing and could hardly breath. I turned around and she was up to her feet already, standing there with the 2x4 still in her hand, looking like she was going to start swinging at it. We were in the back of the room and there was no way I was getting by her, so I put my fists up prepared to save my ass. She let go with a few swings, 1 missed a couple hit my forearms. She tee'ed off one last time and caught me in the shoulder. I don't have a clear memory outside of trying not to get killed, but I think I took a few swings at her out of fear. Her man came back, and saw was happening. I thought he was going to stomp me, but he laughed and said something in Spanish, all I could understand was Rojo (red cos I have red hair) and he told her to chill out and quit fucking me up. I think he saw most of it, I wasn't looking at the door so he was probably there from the jump. I had a couple nice bruises on my shoulder and my forearms hurt like hell for a few days.
Yeah I got fucked up by a female lol...