Current hairstyle for about a year and a half, I guess. I had sort of the younger Bieber/Janet Reno thing until I hit 21 when my hairline started to recede. Then I cut it shorter by a few inches and used a lot of gel to have it combed to the side and back in a kind of creepy poor man's business style. At some point I acknowledged how creepy the gel looked, so now I just comb it over without, and often let it go a little longer. Pretty soon I'm just going to be bald, at which point I may as well kill myself.