How long does weed stay in your system?

[clamum]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Well I've done it probably twice in my whole life, last time being a few weeks ago so I think I'm an addict. And it's not a job where anyone's lives are at stake.

edit:

I have a relatively high metabolism since I'm still a skinny Asian and hit the gym 3x a week and I don't drink that often so I guess I'm not that bad off.

I don't quite understand the mod edit, I don't see how just asking how long it stays in your system is circumventing the law.

Anyway, sounds like you should be fine.

 

[Agentbolt]

Forever, hippie.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Well I've done it probably twice in my whole life, last time being a few weeks ago so I think I'm an addict. And it's not a job where anyone's lives are at stake.

edit:

I have a relatively high metabolism since I'm still a skinny Asian and hit the gym 3x a week and I don't drink that often so I guess I'm not that bad off.

I don't quite understand the mod edit, I don't see how just asking how long it stays in your system is circumventing the law.

Anyway, sounds like you should be fine.

Why would he be worried about it being detected?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: Mrvile

Originally posted by: Captain Howdy

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: A5

Originally posted by: 3NF
I think he's just trying to look cool at ATOT by telling us that he smokes weed ...

Then I should make a thread about how I'm cool because I have a job

Ah, yes, the two are completely incompatible?

Also, even if you smoke just one time, you become completely schizophrenic. My schizoid alter-ego is named Rick. Rick likes to point shotguns at his face, and sit on Steve's couch.

Very true. I have smoked weed only once in my life and everything has completely changed. I became schizophrenic, lost my wife and both my kids to the voices in my head telling me to kill them, turned myself in and now face the death penalty. My parents have disowned me (I don't even know their names anymore) and I have no more friends. DO NOT SMOKE WEED it will ruin your life forever.

ME TOO! I spent 10 years in FPMITA prison for smoking a blunt! DON'T DO DRUGS





if you're a chronic smoker probably 30-90 days, depends on your metabolism. If you're very occasional, I would say 1-2 weeks.

It also depends what type of test they are administrating and how low the threshold is. Military type testing is notoriously low, most businesses significantly higher. To pass a test all you need to do is go below the threshold amount. A gallon of water the night before and some beef. A gallon in the morning BEFORE your piss test. Don't give them the first piss of the day. If you do it right then your piss will be crystal clear, but the temperature will be right so they can't do anything about it.

Have passed 3 days after smoking.

 

[pontifex]

i heard that if you urinate right after smoking and then drink the urine, it like cancels out the effect of the pot. i've also heard rubbing your own feces (again after just smoking a joint) all over your body and leaving it on for about 8 hours will help too.

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: pontifex
i heard that if you urinate right after smoking and then drink the urine, it like cancels out the effect of the pot. i've also heard rubbing your own feces (again after just smoking a joint) all over your body and leaving it on for about 8 hours will help too.

You also need to listen to Tool while doing this. The Pot or Third Eye, specifically.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
Just stash a cup of pee somewhere. Locker, ceiling tile, anus... the list goes on.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: pontifex
i heard that if you urinate right after smoking and then drink the urine, it like cancels out the effect of the pot. i've also heard rubbing your own feces (again after just smoking a joint) all over your body and leaving it on for about 8 hours will help too.

You also need to listen to Tool while doing this. The Pot or Third Eye, specifically.

hell, i wouldn't doubt just listening to tool by itself would make you completely sober. the side affects are brain damage and incontinence.

 

[Aimster]

my friends tie pee around their leg. I don't know how they do it but they manage to pass their tests. They smoke daily.

 

[IGBT]

..if they use a mass gas spectrometer they can go back 6 months or more depending on body fat content. There's also a new test for alcohol independent of breath test that goes back many weeks.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SoulAssassin

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Urine tests ftl.

You intentionally chose to name yourself after a plastic vagina? I think you just forever ended the debate about whether weed makes you stupid or not.

he may work for the company.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SoulAssassin

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Urine tests ftl.

You intentionally chose to name yourself after a plastic vagina? I think you just forever ended the debate about whether weed makes you stupid or not.

he may work for the company.

or just a satisfied customer

 

[Regs]

The chemical from weed stays in your fatty deposits in the urine stream up to 30 days.