How long does weed stay in your system?

[FleshLight]

Urine tests ftl.

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[calvinbiss]

when was the last time you smoked? I suggest trying to stop 2-3 months out from the test. A month or less and I would go to GNC and buy some cleanser.

Edit: do you workout? Eat healthy? Drink alot of alcohol?

 

[ch33zw1z]

I was gonna type out a long winded speech type deal to explain, but just consult www.norml.org for information. Give it a month and drink plenty of water, and do aerobic exercise to get that metabolism going.

 

[mobobuff]

Cannabinoids (THC, Marijuana) 20-90 days

 

[RadioHead84]

What??

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: RadioHead84
ok seriously. I ask a lot of stupid questions and its ok for everyone to once and a while but this once has been asked a million times on the internet. Type Marijuana, Piss Test System or a combination of any of those and you will get an answer.



Depends on how much you smoke.

He's a pothead :roll:

 

[Roguestar]

Didn't read anything other than the thread title and I can safely come to the conclusion that:

lol OP is gonna get busted at work/military/whatever

 

[ch33zw1z]

Originally posted by: Roguestar
Didn't read anything other than the thread title and I can safely come to the conclusion that:

lol OP is gonna get busted at work/military/whatever

that's rough man, lol

 

[shortylickens]

The THC itself doesnt last very long at all.
HOWEVER.......

I would bet a hundred bucks the test you take isnt actually looking for THC.
It probably looking for the stuff your body does AFTER its had THC in it.
And that lasts a lot longer.

But, like the others said:
If you want the THC out you can buy cleansers at GNC or at many head shops.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Urine tests ftl.

Summer job opportunity at McDonalds is just slipping away isn't it?

 

[moshquerade]

how easy would this have been to google search an answer? unless you were too stoned to accomplish that.

 

[Roguestar]

With the vast amount of people that have google toolbar, firefox search thingy or opera in-address-bar search, the hardest is "click in addressbar -> type search term -> press enter" compared to "click on AT in bookmarks -> log in -> Click on ATOT -> Click on new thread -> Type thread title and body -> Post thread"...

Who knows?

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
how easy would this have been to google search an answer? unless you were too stoned to accomplish that.

That's what I did... and uh... well I hafta say it wasn't too difficult.

 

[3NF]

I think he's just trying to look cool at ATOT by telling us that he smokes weed ...

 

[A5]

Originally posted by: 3NF
I think he's just trying to look cool at ATOT by telling us that he smokes weed ...

Then I should make a thread about how I'm cool because I have a job

 

[DangerAardvark]

Just stash a cup of pee somewhere. Locker, ceiling tile, anus... the list goes on.

 

[Roguestar]

Originally posted by: A5

Originally posted by: 3NF
I think he's just trying to look cool at ATOT by telling us that he smokes weed ...

Then I should make a thread about how I'm cool because I have a job

:laugh:

 

[meltdown75]

This thread is intense!

 

[alien42]

a month is a good starting point and it varies from there depending on your size (weight/fat) and usage. i passed a test with only a week clean, but i did drink a ton of water so thats pretty much all i pissed

 

[deerslayer]

Five hours should do it. Keep smoking :thumbsup:

 

[Mxylplyx]

If you are a daily smoker, 2-3 months depending on how fat you are. If you only smoke on occasion, a few hours to a few days max.

 

[SoulAssassin]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Urine tests ftl.

You intentionally chose to name yourself after a plastic vagina? I think you just forever ended the debate about whether weed makes you stupid or not.

 

[3NF]

Originally posted by: A5

Originally posted by: 3NF
I think he's just trying to look cool at ATOT by telling us that he smokes weed ...

Then I should make a thread about how I'm cool because I have a job

That really wouldn't be as kewl

 

[rodneyxiii]

Does anyone think this question has something to do with this hookah thread

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Wizzanator FTW