How long can guy next door park his car in front of my house before I get to bash it in with a bat legally?

[Torn Mind]

260 lb fat male thinks he's handsome.

SaltyNormaDesmond?

Go cut his cat of the car and make yourself some money.

 

[Torn Mind]

The advice of crowbars may damage the safety glass of the windshield but not the tempered(or whatever new material they use now) glass of the other doors. For that, you need the "life saver tool" with the pointy metal end that can easily destroy tempered glass.

If you really want to go all the way. After doing the above, drain the oil and then "cash for clunkers" the engine with a solution of a magic sodium compound that will satisfy your malicious thoughts.

There's also targeting the brake lines.

 

[MrSquished]

Maybe he did hit the guys car - with his motorcycle, while he was on it, going too fast.

 

[sdifox]

That guy can park there forever now.

 

[Captante]

STILL last seen early am Saturday.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Still riding and hasn't figured out how to work the brakes?

 

[Fir]

For some reason I'm reminded of this classic (NSFW warning!)

Or you can find other ways to screw with him.

With RWD pick up trucks/cars a few ty-wraps on the drive shaft (the big ones used for flex duct) are wonderful. I guess they may work on drive axles but wouldn't be as obvious. Stick on wheel weights on the inside of mag wheels too. Muffler clamps on the drive shaft aren't obvious to the not so mechanically inclined upon visual inspection but they certainly make things shudder.

 

[Captante]

For some reason I'm reminded of this classic (NSFW warning!)

Or you can find other ways to screw with him.

With RWD pick up trucks/cars a few ty-wraps on the drive shaft (the big ones used for flex duct) are wonderful. I guess they may work on drive axles but wouldn't be as obvious. Stick on wheel weights on the inside of mag wheels too. Muffler clamps on the drive shaft aren't obvious to the not so mechanically inclined upon visual inspection but they certainly make things shudder.

After the 2ed or 3rd swing at my car with a potentially deadly weapon fvcks would no longer be given.... he would be running for his life and/or getting hit by a car.

These people sitting in cars act like they're unarmed when in reality they're sitting at the wheel of a big, heavy motorized steel battering ram.