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How legit is this?

Why would you panic over not having sex for three years? Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want to go that long personally, but why pick that amount of time before you panic?

Here's a thought: instead of panicking about how long it has been since you've gotten laid, go out and be a fun, social person. Don't be creepy, don't be needy, don't be desperate, and don't be a dick. Go to a local bar or club (if you're old enough) and meet some interesting people. Don't go expecting to get laid immediately, it could take days, weeks, months, etc., but have some fun doing it, and meet people to MEET people, not just to get laid.
 
CurseTheSky said:
Why would you panic over not having sex for three years? Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want to go that long personally, but why pick that amount of time before you panic?

Here's a thought: instead of panicking about how long it has been since you've gotten laid, go out and be a fun, social person. Don't be creepy, don't be needy, don't be desperate, and don't be a dick. Go to a local bar or club (if you're old enough) and meet some interesting people. Don't go expecting to get laid immediately, it could take days, weeks, months, etc., but have some fun doing it, and meet people to MEET people, not just to get laid.
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I've been going to Chicago a lot over the past year meeting new people and such, only got dead-ends when it came to romance stuff. Suburbs are rather uneventful to find stuff to do, so trying to date locally hasn't really gone anywhere.
Since I've been single, I generally have to deal with rejection every 6 months. I suppose it does take me that long to mend my broken ego & self-esteem enough to go out of my way looking for something.
Last year between finding out my ex got married, then realized how close it was to the 2 year mark I went into panic mode & ended up in the hospital.
With the whole hospital, jail & homeless then spending this year just recovering from it all, haven't really been able to put any focus into much of anything outside of work.
I don't drink often any more, let alone go to bars.
However, I am thinking offering to be designated driver for some pretty females may go over well. Maybe. I'd hope.
 
Might want to try L&R where some people may actually be willing to share their experiences with you on a site such as that in a private forum.
 
If you're already going this route, why not take a trip to Vegas and hit up the Bunny Ranch or something? It's legal and disease free.
 
Casual Encounters, be willing to do anything to anyone.

Male or female.

It still counts.

There is someone or something out there as desperate as you are... and I was... don't ask.
 
Anybody seen that 40yr old virgin movie? Thats like a spoof of my life, except I'm not getting laid at the end.

And you know what they say, use it or lose it...
Its true.

Just like waking up from a coma after a decade...you can't walk cause all your muscles have deteriorated. Though its actually when your muscles relax and blood pressure increases that causes an erection, but when everything is shriveled from neglect your lucky to get 4 inches down there.

Im sure I could pay to get laid...but Im kinda proud of being the only vrigin on earth older than 14.
 
EliteRetard said:
Anybody seen that 40yr old virgin movie? Thats like a spoof of my life, except I'm not getting laid at the end.

And you know what they say, use it or lose it...
Its true.

Just like waking up from a coma after a decade...you can't walk cause all your muscles have deteriorated. Though its actually when your muscles relax and blood pressure increases that causes an erection, but when everything is shriveled from neglect your lucky to get 4 inches down there.

Im sure I could pay to get laid...but Im kinda proud of being the only vrigin on earth older than 14.
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That's what you think. Wait until you have a good-looking woman willing to... make you feel good. All your careful reasoning will go out the window in an eyeblink.
 
momeNt said:
Might want to try L&R where some people may actually be willing to share their experiences with you on a site such as that in a private forum.
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Didn't think of that. I rarely go in there. Mods can feel free to relocate the thread there.

ThePresence said:
If you're already going this route, why not take a trip to Vegas and hit up the Bunny Ranch or something? It's legal and disease free.
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I've been trying to relocate to Vegas for a few years. Have a friend out there so relocation wouldn't be a whole lot difficult. Just the whole lack of guaranteed employment & not enough funds saved up to make the move + enough to float on while looking for work.
One of the perks I'd like of moving there.
My friend goes that route. After one of his relationships end, he fucks with hookers for a bit until he's over it & ready to date again.
Would like more opportunity to go that route here.

I've pretty much been lost since my breakup. Shit wasn't supposed to last this long.
If had steady employment to at least live on my own & such, I wouldn't be in this place & my self-esteem wouldn't be fucked.
 
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