So lazy I won't even finish this post by saying just how lazy...
I would piss in my dorm room sink instead of walking down the hall to the bathroom.
I've totally fallen asleep while masturbating.
It's possible if you've been going at it for the last 30 minutes and haven't gotten off yet. Of course then you fall asleep and sometimes wake back up going, "Aah, I need to finish... It's bad not to." And then you do and then you can't sleep. Shit's lame.How is that possible?
...I guess if your already lying in bed and your masturbating to relax more. But I'm usually watching some type of pr0n if I'm masturbating so it's rather hard to fall asleep then![]()
It's possible if you've been going at it for the last 30 minutes and haven't gotten off yet.
Then you're doing something wrong.
Masturbation isn't foreplay
unless it's mutual
If you're in bed and in the dark... It's sometimes difficult if you're not having a savant moment of sexual fantasy.Then you're doing something wrong.
Masturbation isn't foreplay
unless it's mutual
