How is Flo Rida getting away with this

[yh125d]

Women should be offended that BJs are a thing? What a puritan


Major OP fail

 

[WelshBloke]

My Ding A Ling

When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling

Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling

This here song it ain't so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling

 

[mpo]

No idea who Florida is, but this stuff has been going on forever. I think Led Crappelin had a song about Plant getting a handy.

KT

Cribbed directly from Robert Johnson's 'Travelling Riverside Blues" recorded in 1937. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecwW2fX1Yew
"You know what I'm talking about."

Also, Peter Gabriel's minor hit "Kiss that Frog."

 

[zanejohnson]

remember this jewel: hot girl blowjob song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKgPPB1dhD0

 

[BladeVenom]

Somebody call Tipper Gore.

He won't get away with this!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PMRC

 

[Kadarin]

Khia has probably the dirtiest...

"My Neck, My Back (Dirty Version)"

All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
All you ladies pop your pussy like this
Shake your body, don't stop, don't miss
Just do it, do it, do it, do it, do it now
Lick it good suck this pussy, just like you should
Right now, Lick it good
suck this pussy just like you should
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack,

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum awesome dude
make sure I keep bustin nuts awesome dude
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

[Chorus]
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

You might roll dubs, you might have G's
But fuck that awesome dude, get on your knees
A bitch like me moans and screams
Thug misses know what I mean
At the club so fresh, so clean
Hoes hatin' niggas watchin' me
So hot in the line, on green
With a unit on my face, so mean
I gotta pick which awesome dude I need
to suck a thug awesome dude satisfy me
Try me awesome dude I'll make you see
them bitches aint got shit on me

So, lick it now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Lick this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

So, lick it now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should
Right now, lick it good
Suck this pussy just like you should

My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack
My Neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

 

[borisvodofsky]

because no one listens to it
seriously who the F is Flo rida ?

You don't listen to flo rida? it's so catchy... :\

 

[zanejohnson]

she got them apple bottom jeans, the boots with the furrr~~~~

my mom likes that song..

 

[borisvodofsky]

If you are afraid we are raising a generation of retarded whores, well it's waaaay to late.

well, it's kinda like how we raise men to be whores, but raise women to be sluts?

 

[borisvodofsky]

Women should be offended that BJs are a thing? What a puritan


Major OP fail

I was only surprised cuz it was high in the charts over in europe.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Rather tame. Just talking about blowjob.

You new to rap/garbage crap?

I've heard far vulgar stuff from literally 20 years ago (tupac/biggie days).

Not sure how anyone finds this shit anything other than wack.

Too $hort or Kool Keith is where it's at for some great visually descriptive porno tracks.

 

[KeithTalent]

Not sure how anyone finds this shit anything other than wack.

Too $hort or Kool Keith is where it's at for some great visually descriptive porno tracks.

Please hold, our operators are currently masturbating.

KT

 

[MedicBob]

no mention of 2 live crew and Hey We Want Some P***SY???

Just nibble on my D*CK like a rat does cheese....LOL

I was going to post them. You beat me to it. Great group and years ahead of their time.

 

[ElFenix]

I really have to laugh at the indignity in this thread. Y'all act like this is some sort of new phenomenon. Hate to break it to you.....this has been going on for decades upon decades, even way back in the 1920's and.....GASP.....even earlier.

try centuries upon centuries. shakespeare is littered with sexual references. kept the globe theater packed and the beer men selling beer (that's why there's so many intermissions in shakespeare, sell more beer).

 

[BUTCH1]

My Ding A Ling

When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin' with my ding a ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling

Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin' my ding a ling

This here song it ain't so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin' with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling

LOL, CB, what a classic..I always LOL'ed at the lyric in "Reeling and rocking", "we boogied in the kitchen, we boogied in the hall, I got some on my fingers so I wiped it on the wall!,yea!"...

 

[BladeVenom]

Read the book, Song of Solomon

2:3
As an apple tree among the trees of the forest,
so is my beloved among the young men.
With great delight I sat in his shadow,
and his fruit was sweet to my taste.

 

[Corporate Thug]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb37Nh_Sg4g

 

[Raduque]

LoveRance - Up!

I beat the Pussy UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP I beat the Pussy UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP, UP I beat the Pussy UP, UP, UP ...:whiste:

My boss walks around singing that at work.

 

[Ichinisan]

Not sure if this has been posted:
NSFW