I recommend the belly button link collection choice. It will allow both of you to focus on something soft and easily obtained. You will both calm down and realize that you are simply arguing to make yourselves feel better about your failure to think through the event.
Eventually, most likely after the election when people like you two stop drinking the partisan crazy juice, you will rationally think about it and realize you have been acting the fools. I think you are both smart enough to eventually reach that point. Of course, if Obama loses you might wind up in a sanitarium instead...but you will have to cross that bridge when you come to it - or simply dive off the deep end as you are currently doing.