How in the hell could I get Richard Branson's attention??

[TechBoyJK]

Seriously.

 

[Phokus]

Seriously.

Show some skin

 

[Printer Bandit]

create a meme involving him.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Bang his wife?

 

[fulltilt39]

text him pics of your... <fill in body part here>.

 

[IronWing]

Shoot Ronald Reagan.

 

[Jeeebus]

I would think saying something like "hey... Richard" when you're in his vicinity might work.

 

[IronWing]

He likes virgins, he should find you no problem.

 

[BeauJangles]

Why do you need his attention?

 

[zinfamous]

Shoot Ronald Reagan.

haha

 

[NuclearNed]

Mail him your ear.

 

[Lamont Burns]

lie constantly

 

[daw123]

Shoot down his hot air balloon.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

I need to get my eyes checked again. For a minute, I thought your thread title was:

"How in the hell could I get Richard Simmons' attention?"

 

[JulesMaximus]

I need to get my eyes checked again. For a minute, I thought your thread title was:

"How in the hell could I get Richard Simmons' attention?"

Fatty in a pink sweat suit?

 

[moshquerade]

Why do you need his attention?

This.

 

[fulltilt39]

Why do you need his attention?

just a guess, but - same reason he needs everyone else's attention?? (i don't know what that is, but still lol)

 

[zinfamous]

Techboy has yet another genius idea that only a man like Branson will appreciate, and subsequently make him wealthy.

duh.

this is par for the course with Techboy.