- May 12, 2001
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Last night i went out with my buddy to celebrate his b-day, had a single shot at 12am....fast forward to 2am....i get pulled over because "my taillight is dim", then the officer asks me to get out of the car, asks if i've been drinking, claims my eyes are red and bloodshot(keep in mind this is 2am)....i take my first ever sobriety test....touch fingers w/ thumb, watch his finger go back and forth, and stand on one leg for 10 seconds etc....breathalizer = 0.0000(however many digits there are)...."have a nice night sir and drive safely" you got it buddy.
today i got pwned by a tree. we went to the park to fly a kite(a b-2, but i doubt it was to scale) and i get it up for about 12 seconds before she got caught in a tree. I climbed the tree to try and shake it down, no avail.
We get the bright idea(we = my friend and i) to throw sticks at the string to get it loose, except we didn't have any sticks, so we got a squeegee stick thing from the car and throw it up there. It gets lodged in the branches(this isn't a very thick tree either!)....so we find a garden tool(we're at a park, it was just there) and try and dislodge the squeegee, only to get the garden tool stuck up there. garden tool was a long handle with weighted tiller looking thing on the end.) so to try and get the garden tool out we throw a quart of oil, thinking that something that heavy couldn't get stuck on the thin twigs that made up this tree. we were wrong, first throw the tree steals our oil....
so to get the oil down we grab this stump/stick thing and throw it at the oil, only to have it somehow puncture the oil and spew it everywhere, but it did fall down! we continued to use the stump/stick to try and get the garden tool out but the tree stole our stump thing too. i have to go back tomorrow AM early and get it out, i don't want the tiller to fall on some kid tomorrow, i might feel bad.
Cliffs
i got pulled over, took a sobriety test, passed easily
tree 6, us 0
Update:
Well i went back and got my sh*t back. There were more casualties though. I took a ladder and a stick, but couldn't reach it, tried throwing the stick a few times, but the tree took that too. I got an old control panel from an arcade game out of my truck and started throwing that, which got my stick and the squeegee down, but the garden tool wouldn't come down. I got a full water bottle out and started throwing that since it was easier to control, the tree put a hole in that and sent it back....so i went back to the CP....
some dog-walkers came by and tried to help me, we tried to spider-man grappling hook the thing with the leashes, but that didn't work, the guys tried to throw the CP, we kept hitting the tool but the tree wouldn't let go. Fast forward 20 minutse, and about 60 throws later, i got my F*ing tool back.....no pictures quite yet since my friend has my camara but i'll get some for you.
today i got pwned by a tree. we went to the park to fly a kite(a b-2, but i doubt it was to scale) and i get it up for about 12 seconds before she got caught in a tree. I climbed the tree to try and shake it down, no avail.
We get the bright idea(we = my friend and i) to throw sticks at the string to get it loose, except we didn't have any sticks, so we got a squeegee stick thing from the car and throw it up there. It gets lodged in the branches(this isn't a very thick tree either!)....so we find a garden tool(we're at a park, it was just there) and try and dislodge the squeegee, only to get the garden tool stuck up there. garden tool was a long handle with weighted tiller looking thing on the end.) so to try and get the garden tool out we throw a quart of oil, thinking that something that heavy couldn't get stuck on the thin twigs that made up this tree. we were wrong, first throw the tree steals our oil....
so to get the oil down we grab this stump/stick thing and throw it at the oil, only to have it somehow puncture the oil and spew it everywhere, but it did fall down! we continued to use the stump/stick to try and get the garden tool out but the tree stole our stump thing too. i have to go back tomorrow AM early and get it out, i don't want the tiller to fall on some kid tomorrow, i might feel bad.
Cliffs
i got pulled over, took a sobriety test, passed easily
tree 6, us 0
Update:
Well i went back and got my sh*t back. There were more casualties though. I took a ladder and a stick, but couldn't reach it, tried throwing the stick a few times, but the tree took that too. I got an old control panel from an arcade game out of my truck and started throwing that, which got my stick and the squeegee down, but the garden tool wouldn't come down. I got a full water bottle out and started throwing that since it was easier to control, the tree put a hole in that and sent it back....so i went back to the CP....
some dog-walkers came by and tried to help me, we tried to spider-man grappling hook the thing with the leashes, but that didn't work, the guys tried to throw the CP, we kept hitting the tool but the tree wouldn't let go. Fast forward 20 minutse, and about 60 throws later, i got my F*ing tool back.....no pictures quite yet since my friend has my camara but i'll get some for you.
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