How horny/desperate does one have to be...

[dennilfloss]

To do this?:shocked:

http://www.dailypilot.com/arti...pt-emergency092309.txt

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Hey, sometimes a guy gets lonely. Now where did I that beer can....

 

[uclaLabrat]

Why does that have to be in my town?

 

[KeithTalent]

Reminds me of this guy.

KT

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: uclaLabrat
Why does that have to be in my town?

Geez, it read like something out of backwoods India, written by someone with a very tenuous grasp of English.



Darwin runner-up status is indeterminate; it doesn't say if he has kids.

 

[Sureshot324]

Doesn't he know there's pills for that 😛

 

[TheVrolok]

?If we?re cutting people out of some kind of building, or if we?re cutting right up next to somebody?s flesh and don?t damage his flesh, then it?s a good day,? he said.

Spoken like a true firefighter.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Reminds me of this guy.

KT

Reminds me of this guy

 

[PottedMeat]

The penis had blackened and swollen to five times its normal size, authorities said.

lulz.

so this guy had a giant black dong?

 

[mcurphy]

?He was kind of a wingnut,? Broussard said.

:laugh:

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Hey, sometimes a guy gets lonely. Now where did I that beer can....

Beware the curse of the knotty tree.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com...21075_630c904e38_o.jpg

 

[Fenixgoon]

alright, who wants to photoshop this into the LOTR gif?

 

[sandorski]

5x bigger!! It works!! Time to fire up the E-Mail machine and make some $$.

 

[zerocool84]

Of course it's in the OC..........nothing good ever came out of there. We have a couple of examples here in these boards.

 

[Crono]

oops, nvm

 

[rh71]

?They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldn?t hit his thing,? Broussard said.

lol this "thing".

 

[Farang]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Hey, sometimes a guy gets lonely. Now where did I that beer can....

Where'd you do that beer can?

 

[Number1]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Hey, sometimes a guy gets lonely. Now where did I that beer can....

Where'd you do that beer can?

I think it's up his ass.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Farang

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Hey, sometimes a guy gets lonely. Now where did I that beer can....

Where'd you do that beer can?

Didn't you hear? He accidentally the whole can!