How Hitler Got Started (joke)

[OCNewbie]

A for effort

 

[DurocShark]

That joke sucked the juice outta my butt.


Nice try though.

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: thawolfman

Originally posted by: Actaeon
Your jokes make me cry.

You're baby jesus?

Now thats funny

 

[Aharami]

i'll give you a 2/10 for trying. but please leave the jokes to Brutuskend

 

[Zanix]

that was so bad I laughed. "I hate juice!" tee hee.... (sigh) I'll have to tell the guys at work this one.

 

[Schadenfroh]

2/10

 

[ABitTooSpicy]

Originally posted by: dudeman007
As a child Hitler was very picky with his food and what not. His mother was always telling him to eat this and drink that. One day he wouldn't drink his juice so his mom told him, " Drink your juice Adolf!". He replied with, " NO! I HATE JUICE."


hehe

5/10 (only because it reminds me of another joke)

So a Rabbi walks into a chinese restaurant and sits down, when the waiter comes over to take the order, the Rabbi starts up a conversation... he says... "Hey, I've met White Jews, Black Jews, do you have any Chinese Jews??"
The waiters say:
"Chinese Jews??... No we don't got no Chinese Jews... we got Orange Juice, Apple Juice, Lychee Juice, but no Chinese Juice, no Chinese Juice"

 

[NuclearNed]

I came in looking for funny. I walk away sorely disappointed.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: warcrow
makes me a sad panda

We don't take Kiiiiiindly to your types around heeeere!!!!!

 

[cain]

you suck balls

 

[Psycho18]

lol, wtf was that?

 

Except Hitler spoke German and "juice" in German is "saft" while "Jews" in German is "Juden" therefore.... OMGNO2YUo!

 

[LOLyourFace]

Originally posted by: MAME
F for uhhh...f-crappy

FVCKING CRAPPY!

:beer:

 

[eLiu]

Originally posted by: ABitTooSpicy

Originally posted by: dudeman007
As a child Hitler was very picky with his food and what not. His mother was always telling him to eat this and drink that. One day he wouldn't drink his juice so his mom told him, " Drink your juice Adolf!". He replied with, " NO! I HATE JUICE."


hehe

5/10 (only because it reminds me of another joke)

So a Rabbi walks into a chinese restaurant and sits down, when the waiter comes over to take the order, the Rabbi starts up a conversation... he says... "Hey, I've met White Jews, Black Jews, do you have any Chinese Jews??"
The waiters say:
"Chinese Jews??... No we don't got no Chinese Jews... we got Orange Juice, Apple Juice, Lychee Juice, but no Chinese Juice, no Chinese Juice"

That's a joke...?

 

[Atomicus]

lim x/10
x->0

 

[Ilmater]

I sent this to a friend who sent this to a Jewish coworker. Response:

just no, he doesn't hate juice. In fact he was very fond of orange juice. He, in fact, hates jewish people. He hates us. We bought his building and threw his mother out on the street after selling her into prostitution. We told her we were going to pay her 15% but then we scr3wed her out of that and only ended up paying 8%. eventually hitler had to resort to fellating other men just to feed himself which is why he grew up to be such an a$$h0le.

Sic et al

 

[jadinolf]

Boo

 

[suklee]

Originally posted by: StrangerGuy
:thumbsdown: