How hard is it to understand this?!

Originally posted by: Pepsei
"bitch,dry car" while pointing at your car... easy eh?

Now that i understand.

 

[cjgallen]

I'm gonna go put urine in the toilet. My dishes are kinda dirty, can someone put water on them for me?

 

[gotsmack]

or you could drive on the highway for 5 minutes to dry off the car.

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: dighn
that's umm a very strange way of saying it

 

[Thug Esquire]

Originally posted by: AznMaverick
QFAHTWTFATP?
NWATP?!?

what is this?

If I told you would it be funny?

 

[bleeb]

"DRY the CAR BEEYATCH!" would work better than "take the water off the car"

 

[AznMaverick]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Learn english, it helps a LOT.

i know english. i went to pre school...then elementary...then intermediate/middle...then high school...now i'm almost done with college. sure, when i'm writing on forums, it isn't that good...but i know english.

 

[mitmot]

english motherfvcker, do you speak it?! :Q

 

[dabuddha]

As for the OP's question, very hard.

I thought you were talking about taking a glass of water off of the car.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: AznMaverick
I tell my gf take the water off the car...she doesn't understand. i know it may not be the best way to say it, but i would interpret this as using a shamie skin or some kind of cloth to get the water off the car. (this is after a car wash). I know my grammar and english isn't perfect with the statement, but geez...

or this one: "Make me a sandwhich after you're done with the dishes" geeeez

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: JToxic

Originally posted by: AznMaverick
QFAHTWTFATP?
NWATP?!?

what is this?

YEGDP4E!!!

WBTFA?!?!

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
next time say "dry off the car"

problem solved.

actaully I think the word he missed here is PLEASE

 

[jaedaliu]

the problem isn't how you say it or how she interprets what you say.


the problem is that you shouldn't let that woman help you dry your car. You think she's going to do as good a job as you? You think she cares about streaks? water spots? scratches from her rings?

get it right and do it yourself.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Take the water off the car? WTF? I've never heard of a more retarded way of saying "dry off the car".

Your English does suck a left nut.

 

[phreakah]

someone set us up the bomb

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk
Take the water off the car? WTF? I've never heard of a more retarded way of saying "dry off the car".

Your English does suck a left nut.

yeah. exactly.

The real reason you got into a fight is that you were not able to admit to your gf that you were speaking english like a retarded rhesus monkey.

You should have just admitted it or made a joke about yourself.

 

[Slvrtg277]

She should have knocked your non-English speaking ass into the car and said, "There's one spot without water. Let's get the rest done."

 

[NatePo717]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Thug Esquire

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: Thug Esquire

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919

Originally posted by: AznMaverick
this was after a car wash. she gets all mad at me and we get into a fight about it...how ridiculous is that?!

not very. you're the one demanding to take water off a car.

QFAHTWTFATP?

SIAJAPOPFA#fSPVMMM!

NWATP?!?

ASJFWQWERTYQWERTYQWERTY!

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!!1!11

 

[Thug Esquire]

But Where Are The Pictures?!

 

[neovan]

FOB!!!

 

[AznMaverick]

Originally posted by: jaedaliu
the problem isn't how you say it or how she interprets what you say.


the problem is that you shouldn't let that woman help you dry your car. You think she's going to do as good a job as you? You think she cares about streaks? water spots? scratches from her rings?

get it right and do it yourself.

we were talking on the phone. she was washing her car. i asked her if she got all the water off the car. then the fight errupted.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: AznMaverick

Originally posted by: jaedaliu
the problem isn't how you say it or how she interprets what you say.


the problem is that you shouldn't let that woman help you dry your car. You think she's going to do as good a job as you? You think she cares about streaks? water spots? scratches from her rings?

get it right and do it yourself.

we were talking on the phone. she was washing her car. i asked her if she got all the water off the car. then the fight errupted.

When you grow up, you'll learn not to ask the question if you don't want to hear the answer.

 

[Mo0o]

If you get into an argument with your girlfriend about drying a car, one of you is immature and petty. possibly both