how google will take over the world

watch the video (8 minutes)

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Not watching video.

I think they want to be the biggest advertising firm on the internet. Have t osay, that part of hte plan ios going without a hitch.

But they also want ot be the ultimate information source on the net.

They also have hte google applciatin server that searches a companies local servers. Makes documents VERY EASY to find. We've tested it at my company with promising results.

 

[flamingelephant]

can someone watch this and summarize please.... dont want to spend 8 minutes

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: flamingelephant
can someone watch this and summarize please.... dont want to spend 8 minutes

 

[TwiceOver]

Originally posted by: flamingelephant
can someone watch this and summarize please.... dont want to spend 8 minutes

Sure if I can get past this:

PHASE 2/3 >> Refluffing quantum foam 22%

I guess no love for FireFox. An IE user will have to summarize it for us.

 

[quakefiend420]

google acquires amazon to become googlezon

microsoft tries to fight back with newsbot and newsbotster but the googlezon machine overruns them with the google grid...ny times sues googlezon, ny times loses, googlezon takes over the planet with massive media storage, news reporting, and sharks with lasers mounted to their heads

ok so i made up the shark part but you get the idea

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: TwiceOver

Originally posted by: flamingelephant
can someone watch this and summarize please.... dont want to spend 8 minutes

Sure if I can get past this:

PHASE 2/3 >> Refluffing quantum foam 22%

I guess no love for FireFox. An IE user will have to summarize it for us.

out of curiousity, do you refuse to run IE at all.. or are you on another OS?

 

[Orsorum]

Sharks with frickin laser beams mounted on their foreheads!! :evil:

 

[geecee]

Pinky: Gee, Brain. What are we going to do tonight?
The Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

hm, interesting.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I'm more worried about the army of pigeons they have at their disposal. Imagine the damage that could be done if that many birds were released to poop on our heads?

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
I'm more worried about the army of pigeons they have at their disposal. Imagine the damage that could be done if that many birds were released to poop on our heads?

scary...

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: flamingelephant
can someone watch this and summarize please.... dont want to spend 8 minutes

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
google acquires amazon to become googlezon

microsoft tries to fight back with newsbot and newsbotster but the googlezon machine overruns them with the google grid...ny times sues googlezon, ny times loses, googlezon takes over the planet with massive media storage, news reporting, and sharks with lasers mounted to their heads

ok so i made up the shark part but you get the idea

dounds like soemthing from Diablo 2...

 

[SagaLore]

"Epic" actually sounds like a cool idea...

 

[Klandestine]

i think i'm going to get a job for googlezon

 

[joecool]

how i will take over the world: get everyone to watch pointless 8 minute video. take over world while they aren't watching me.

 

[NakaNaka]

Google as a search engine is obviously amazing. But I think what they are doing with the scanning of books at major libraries and such is the real key to the future. The fact remains that the true bread and butter of information, the kind of stuff you will quote in your college papers, is stuff from libraries. Reputable sources that are backed up besides an URL. Now that doesn't mean that books can't lie but they are more substantive than www.xyz.com/jsffkjd/blah.html - I think what Google is doing will really merge the online and offline world and make getting info from the web more reliable.

 

[desteffy]

:thumbsup:

it could happen