Our apartment complex is so ghetto, even we rummage through the dumpster.
Found some desert camo pants in there one night, and some really nice jeans.
They're the nicest jeans my roommate owns.
Some kids thought my roommate left the house without locking the door, he saw them looking at him all weird, so he snuck back in. They knocked on the door, waited about a minute and then tried opening the door. My roommate was like "oh hells no" and opened the door. "Do you guys need any trash taken out or something?"
OMGBBQ that pissed me off.