How fast can you drink a beer...

dullard

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May 21, 2001
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I think I could finish 12 oz in about 2 hours. For some reason hard liquor is wonderful but I can't get a beer down. The nasty taste with carbonation makes me want to puke with every swallow.
 

bapace

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With Corona and a bent straw, 1 bottle takes about 2 seconds....very similar to a beer bong. This guy is nothing special, he has to put it in a damn glass....
 

BigJ

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Took him what, 4 seconds?

Thats not all that impressive.

Especially if you shotgun or bong a beer. Also, if the beer is warm and flat, you can drink it much more easily.

If he was as fast as the Fox (RIP), then that'd be something to be proud of.
 

DaTT

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I funneled 4 beers at once in about the same time as his one.....which reminds me of a story:

At a party, friend pours himself 3 beer into our Royal Flush (funnel), he hands it to me to smooth out wjile he goes for a leak. I take it upon myself to add a mickey of rum to the funnel. He doesn't notice and drinks it down. Minutes later, he pukes, we laugh. Ahhhh, the good ol' days.
 

CStan

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That's not impressive at all! With a bottle and a bent straw, or a funnel, 1 beer should take no more than 2 seconds, which is enough for two or three gulps. I always found a glass to be harder, since you cant put your mouth around it, but i, and most of my university buddies can still probably do it a second faster.