How exciting...

[abracadabra1]

...the Bush is expected to be ready to join the Navy's fleet in 2008

Thought this was a poorly worded phrase in an article on CNN.com. I actually laughed the first time I read it.
Here comes THE BUSH

 

[Quixotic]

lol

 

[Spoooon]

"I hereby declare the keel of this ... U.S. Navy aircraft carrier true and fairly laid"

They should have called it the GHW Bush instead.

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

the poor sailors on that carrier, they will be the ridicule of the fleet.