How easy it is to get into serious trouble with the woman.

[Spooner]

haha... great thread

 

[nonameo]

This is one of the many reasons I don't mess with women.

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: nonameo
This is one of the many reasons I don't mess with women.

How does your boyfriend react in situations like that?

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: Modular

Originally posted by: TheUnk
No reason you could not have been honest about it without offending her.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhahhahahahahahahA!



AAAAAAAhahahahahahahah....that's great.

"Hi, I'm TheUnk, and I know absolutely NOTHING about women!!!"

 

[torpid]

As much as I enjoy a nukeularned post, I must mention that this probably belongs in love & relationships. I see it fitting in right between the thread from the poster who will stop self pleasing until he gets a girl and the poster who wants to know if white chicks don't dig asian dudes as a general rule. The title should have the word hung in it... "My junk is better hung than my wife's"

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: TheUnk
wow you suck

The whole idea of lying now and fixing it later is not so bright either.

Maybe you need to work on your "blunt honest truth". No reason you could not have been honest about it without offending her.

You've never been married have you?

 

[Patt]

Originally posted by: torpid
As much as I enjoy a nukeularned post, I must mention that this probably belongs in love & relationships. I see it fitting in right between the thread from the poster who will stop self pleasing until he gets a girl and the poster who wants to know if white chicks don't dig asian dudes as a general rule. The title should have the word hung in it... "My junk is better hung than my wife's"

-- coffee. on. keyboard.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: torpid
As much as I enjoy a nukeularned post, I must mention that this probably belongs in love & relationships. I see it fitting in right between the thread from the poster who will stop self pleasing until he gets a girl and the poster who wants to know if white chicks don't dig asian dudes as a general rule. The title should have the word hung in it... "My junk is better hung than my wife's"

Hahahahahahahaha. Epic.

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[TallBill]

Not saying you did wrong. I personally don't lie about even the little things to try to not hurt feelings. I'm horribly blunt and honest. She'll ask "how does this look" and my response will be "I don't give a crap".

 

[Tiamat]

:laugh:

 

[CraKaJaX]

NuclearNed stories never fail the LOLOMETER.

 

[dquan97]

Better answer?

Her: "how does it look?"
You: "Honey, I know you worked hard at this and it's an exciting project. Both of them look kind of off-center, and I think we can do this together."
Her: "oh I love you!"

 

[MrPickins]

I think you need to drill some more on your instant responses:

"Does this make me look f-" "No."

"Did I do a good jo-" "Absolutely!"

"Do you think she's attracti-" "Oh hell no!"

As you have already observed, speed is essential if you want to keep your ass out of the fire.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: dquan97
Better answer?

Her: "how does it look?"
You: "Honey, I know you worked hard at this and it's an exciting project. Both of them look kind of off-center, and I think we can do this together."
Her: "oh I love you!"

Unfortunately, less than 1% of men think like that, let alone think like that on their feet.

 

[TheUnk]

Originally posted by: dquan97
Better answer?

Her: "how does it look?"
You: "Honey, I know you worked hard at this and it's an exciting project. Both of them look kind of off-center, and I think we can do this together."
Her: "oh I love you!"

See, there ya go.

If I fixed it after telling her it was fine and she noticed that I fixed it, I'd never hear the end of "why didn't you just say so".

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: dquan97
fake scenario

Her: "how does it look?"
You: "Honey, I know you worked hard at this and it's an exciting project. Both of them look kind of off-center, and I think we can do this together."
Her: "oh I love you!"

Fixed

Real scenario:

Her: "How does this look?"
You: "Thanks for hanging them up. I think they might be slightly off center, but it's not a big deal."

Then you forget about it since it isn't a big deal at all, and if she is embarrassed she will fix them. If not, they will be crooked, but who gives a shit?

Yes, I am married, and no, I don't make her re-do everything she does to fit my standards. If she vacuums and misses a spot, I don't say "you missed this spot over here." I let the stupid spot stay dirty and continue with my life because it is way too petty to even mention.

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: TrandM

Originally posted by: dud
This should be taken as a warning by all you single guys out there.

Don't make the same mistake we did ...

Get picture frames?

I thought he meant getting married.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik

Originally posted by: torpid
As much as I enjoy a nukeularned post, I must mention that this probably belongs in love & relationships. I see it fitting in right between the thread from the poster who will stop self pleasing until he gets a girl and the poster who wants to know if white chicks don't dig asian dudes as a general rule. The title should have the word hung in it... "My junk is better hung than my wife's"

Hahahahahahahaha. Epic.

Thanks for the laugh!

I think torpid wins the forums today.