how drunk do you have to be

[brianmanahan]

for this to happen to you?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1093509939971133441

 

[lxskllr]

Just about drunk enough :^D

 

[Red Squirrel]

Haha!

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Yeah I agree, you gotta be pretty shitfaced to be doing a vertical video for that long.

 

[brianmanahan]

Yeah I agree, you gotta be pretty shitfaced to be doing a vertical video for that long.

 

[Mayne]

thats me in the morning putting on my longjohns.

 

[brianmanahan]

thats me in the morning putting on my longjohns.

zero drunk thirty

 

[Mayne]

not even drunk though..just cataracts.

 

[brianmanahan]

not even drunk though..just cataracts.

 

[lxskllr]

not even drunk though..just cataracts.

The draftsman just got catarct surgery on one eye. The other still needs to be done. I thought "WTF!? How does he have cataracts!?". I know sun's a big cause, but he isn't in the sun, so how?? I looked it up. The check boxes he ticked...

smoker
alcoholic
overweight
high blood pressure
age

He hit almost everything but sun :^D

 

[kage69]

Looks like you need to be "Polish bowling alley level drunk", which I think is known as 'imminent organ failure' in some other countries.