- Feb 15, 2000
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I was looking over some of the plans and I was thinking "Oh, it's unlimited as long as it's not coming from a land line or some other service..." and then notice that the fine print says basically that "mobile" is Verizon customers only. So I guess that Sprint and AT&T customers aren't mobile users. Their plans basically read like this:
Unlimited* mobile to mobile** calling***, text****, pics*****, and web******!
*limited to our area and if you're in so much as a canoe in a lake you're roaming
**other people who pay us directly
***voice service not guarenteed
****bytes haven't been so expensive since 1960!
*****all your pics are belong to us
******if you actually use this you'll get a bill so large that you'll be happy when we negotiate it down to $25,000
Unlimited* mobile to mobile** calling***, text****, pics*****, and web******!
*limited to our area and if you're in so much as a canoe in a lake you're roaming
**other people who pay us directly
***voice service not guarenteed
****bytes haven't been so expensive since 1960!
*****all your pics are belong to us
******if you actually use this you'll get a bill so large that you'll be happy when we negotiate it down to $25,000