How does this guy have 8 women?

[schneiderguy]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001682/bio
And I cant get any?

To maximize the chance that all of us can be successful in passing our genes in the most safe and effective way, we developed cultural norms such as marriage, monogamy and societal shame for things like divorce and infidelity. Even polygamous societies were trying to make sure that the most desirable Alpha males had enough variety within their marriages to avoid trying to steal or cheat with someone else’s wife, cuckolding another man into raising a kid that didn’t carry his genes.

Over time, societies found monogamy most beneficial and orderly. Imagine a small village – we’ll call it Moralia: 100 men and 100 women. Twenty percent of each sex is the most desirable (the Brad Pitts and Angelina Jolies). If the two most desirable members get married early on, and this society punishes adultery and divorce, then the rest select from among themselves and pair up with the best mate they can get. Yes, men love variety but if they know they will have access to one and only one, then they will be happy to get laid and will provide for a family in exchange. Women are hypergamous, but if they know that if they don’t take one of the better available men off of the market fast, one of her sisters will do it.

So in Moralia, even the ugliest and least capable will end up paired. Thus, we get tons of gene variation (wider variety of men procreating), and social stability. Now people have time for science and art. Everyone wins!

Now imagine the village next to them: Libertalia with the same demographics. However, in Libertalia, men are encouraged to freely engage in sex, or at least to delay marriage. Women are indoctrinated to pick the best men and taught that they can use their pussies to turn these alpha males into love slaves. There is no sense of urgency because they have so much to offer, and men aren’t really zeroing in on having kids anyway.

What happens? The majority of women will go after the strongest 20% of men and ignore the men with the best partnership traits. The ones that carry babies from their alpha liaisons will have to do most of the childrearing themselves. The alpha is too busy banging every available woman he can to provide emotional, financial and logistical resources for his own kids. The betas are hurt because they were ignored them during the years of peak female desirability (and their years of peak sex drive). Some would rather stay single and “play” rather than find a life partner. Many women won’t have a family because that’s very difficult to do as a single parent. In Libertalia, there is no pride in their civilization and caring about the common good is oppressive.

cliffs: Guys like me bang multiple women so there's none left over for guys like you. Blame the libruls and feminists.

 

[Squisher]

Shorty you need to hang out where the short girls hang out. Er, Um, maybe that's not such a great idea for someone who's limits seem to be blurred at times.

 

[Rumpltzer]

I agree that chocolate chip cookies are the best. Peanut butter and then oatmeal run second and third for me.

 

[highland145]

Oatmeal raisin cookies suck. I've never had the IHOP fajita omelette. I don't eat omelettes at IHOP because they put their pancake buckwheat in them and I don't care for IHOP's pancakes. Waffles > pancakes.

True. They hold more blue berry syrup.

He doesn't have any women; they all got away.

Got an "F" in Old's class. Sad.

Superb!

Answering the op in one word puts this hijack over the top, sir. I have not witnessed a better hijack.

In response to your cookie statement, however, I must strongly disagree. All gentlemen of good taste know that for a cookie to truly warrant a superlative characterization, it must contain a type of nut or whole grain. Oatmeal raisin cookies out of the oven are a literal 'fucktonne' better than chocolate chip cookies. Of course oatmeal chocolate chip cookies are the best. All who disagree may suck on my jollyrojer and see themselves out of this thread like the pussies everyone knows they are.

Very interdasting.

 

[SKORPI0]

>9" penis gets the women. :hmm:

 

[shortylickens]

Born in 1920. Men had a stance of dominance back then.

You rly need to post pics of yourself, op.

 

[PingSpike]

I think it may have had something to do with him being a movie star.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

 

[highland145]

@Ping, LOL

Error reading poptart in Drive A: Delete kids y/n?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You should have no problems. It is clearly your personality and behavior that drives women away.</L&R>

 

[Miramonti]

Rooney was an up and coming young stud, but did not age well at all and was quickly a has-been in the industry.

 

[MotionMan]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001682/bio
And I cant get any?

Fame, money, alcohol/drugs.

Any two will do it. He had all three.

MotionMan

 

[Xstatic1]

anybody know of a good mint chocolate cookie recipie? or some cookie with mint in it?

saw this article/recipe this morning :biggrin:: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-stir/mint-chocolate-chip-cookies_b_1344602.html

 

[zinfamous]

OP is seven penises too short?

 

[highland145]

OP is seven penises too short?

Are you saying Solomon had 700 penises plus 300 spares for the girlfriends?:awe:

 

[T_Yamamoto]

epictimewarping

 

[dank69]

Superb!

Answering the op in one word puts this hijack over the top, sir. I have not witnessed a better hijack.

In response to your cookie statement, however, I must strongly disagree. All gentlemen of good taste know that for a cookie to truly warrant a superlative characterization, it must contain a type of nut or whole grain. Oatmeal raisin cookies out of the oven are a literal 'fucktonne' better than chocolate chip cookies. Of course oatmeal chocolate chip cookies are the best. All who disagree may suck on my jollyrojer and see themselves out of this thread like the pussies everyone knows they are.

WTF ban! Keep that crap out of cookies!