How does one order Kristalweizen at a resturant.

[ICRS]

Tried some the other week, and want to know if I want to order it at a resturant, what would I ask for. I know it is a type of beer, and not a specific brand or anything. I never order beer at a resturant, this is the first beer I found that I like and can even drink.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

"May I have a Kristalweizen?"

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
"May I have a Kristalweizen?"

No, that's far too easy....

ICRS - try a series of clicking and grunting sounds until the waiter figures out what you want....

 

[RESmonkey]

^ I lol'ed

 

[ICRS]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
"May I have a Kristalweizen?"

But many different breweries have their own kristalweizen, wouldn't they need to know what brewery. The one I tried was from pyramid.

 

[iamwiz82]

A haveyou tried a standard hefeweizen? They are basically the same except for one extra filtration.

 

[ICRS]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
A haveyou tried a standard hefeweizen? They are basically the same except for one extra filtration.

no, the cloudiness made me warry.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: ICRS

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
"May I have a Kristalweizen?"

But many different breweries have their own kristalweizen, wouldn't they need to know what brewery. The one I tried was from pyramid.

It's no different than asking for a lager or a draft. Some places will just get the most popular one, others will give you a list of available brands.

 

[LS21]

ask for a side of cyanide while youre at it

 

[Soundmanred]

Originally posted by: ICRS

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
A haveyou tried a standard hefeweizen? They are basically the same except for one extra filtration.

no, the cloudiness made me warry.

What's a warry?

Make sure you memorize the date on your fake ID, sometimes they will ask to see if you remember...

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: ICRS

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
"May I have a Kristalweizen?"

But many different breweries have their own kristalweizen, wouldn't they need to know what brewery. The one I tried was from pyramid.

"May I have a Pyramid Kristalweizen?"

Or. Click-tik-click click-click, ungghhaha click-tik-tik grahhh tik-tik.

 

[sjwaste]

Originally posted by: ICRS

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
"May I have a Kristalweizen?"

But many different breweries have their own kristalweizen, wouldn't they need to know what brewery. The one I tried was from pyramid.

You are the ultimate troll.

I'll bite, though. Howbout asking them which varities they carry, then since you might not know about any of them, asking the server for a recommendation?

People go to restaurants and bars to try new things all the time. If a background in the food and drink was required, most places would sit empty.

EDIT: $300 jeans are required, though. Shirts with alligators are strongly encouraged. Lack of either WILL get you kicked out, be warry!

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: sjwaste

Originally posted by: ICRS

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
"May I have a Kristalweizen?"

But many different breweries have their own kristalweizen, wouldn't they need to know what brewery. The one I tried was from pyramid.

You are the ultimate troll.

I'll bite, though. Howbout asking them which varities they carry, then since you might not know about any of them, asking the server for a recommendation?

People go to restaurants and bars to try new things all the time. If a background in the food and drink was required, most places would sit empty.

EDIT: $300 jeans are required, though. Shirts with alligators are strongly encouraged. Lack of either WILL get you kicked out, be warry!

And don't pay less than $40 a plate. Anything less is hobo food.

 

[biggestmuff]

OMG. The aluminum foil thread and this one? Come on.

 

[Row1and]

Where was the first time your tried it?

 

[imported_Zeke]

Originally posted by: Row1and
Where was the first time your tried it?

His parent's refrigerator?

 

[preslove]

So, you're a pussy AND a snob.