How does one get a girlfriend?

[ragazzo]

Originally posted by: Lola
Start by going to to real places. talk to girls. get to know them, if you feel that you would like to see her again, ask her to get coffee sometime, dont do dinner first. save that for if you know you both like each other.
dont come on too strong. be kind, real, dont be a pansy.
after a little, you will realize if there is a "connection" if there is, things should prorgress natrually

sounds good.

 

[RossMAN]

You mean NewEgg doesn't sell OEM girlfriends?

Say it isn't so

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
You mean NewEgg doesn't sell OEM girlfriends?

Say it isn't so

...only refurbs....

 

[Conky]

The way to get a girlfriend is to give up looking and promise yourself you will never go through the trouble of having another girlfriend and BOOM, you will soon have another one. This is how it works.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: RossMAN
You mean NewEgg doesn't sell OEM girlfriends?

Say it isn't so

...only refurbs....

The last one I ordered was quite an overclocker. There were more sandwiches and beer delivered to me than I could handle. Of course, after a 1 hour session in bed the damn thing overheated.

 

[Type-R]

put yourself in situations where you're around agroup of people with girls and guys.

take a shower and look and smell clean. dress cleanly.

 

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: RossMAN
You mean NewEgg doesn't sell OEM girlfriends?

Say it isn't so

...only refurbs....

The last one I ordered was quite an overclocker. There were more sandwiches and beer delivered to me than I could handle. Of course, after a 1 hour session in bed the damn thing overheated.

i wonder how it was before it was refurbished and why!!!

 

[VioletAura]

Destroy her enemies and she is yours.

 

[lowtech1]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
You mean NewEgg doesn't sell OEM girlfriends?

Say it isn't so

LOL!
You make me laugh so hard that I almost spit coke all over my keyboard.

1. Cancel your subscription to porn mags/sites
2. Cancel your intarnet account.
3. Give away all your computar games.
4. Shower & change into clean underwear regularly.
5. Learn to say hello & your name?don?t mumble or stutter.

It is always cheaper to buy a hooker than a gf if all fails.

 

[lowtech1]

Originally posted by: AkumaX

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: RossMAN
You mean NewEgg doesn't sell OEM girlfriends?

Say it isn't so

...only refurbs....

The last one I ordered was quite an overclocker. There were more sandwiches and beer delivered to me than I could handle. Of course, after a 1 hour session in bed the damn thing overheated.

i wonder how it was before it was refurbished and why!!!

Could be a problem with the hard drive and/or USB slot.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: DarkManXY2G
If you are asking about how to get one on the internet, you will never encounter this situation. Feel free to give up now.

LOL

This is one of those if you have to ask...situations.

 

[lightpants]

is "fake girl nudity" work safe?


Link deleted by AnandTech Moderator.

No it is not and it is not allowed here.

AnandTech Moderator

opps

 

[isaacmacdonald]

Smoking wacky tobbacy seems to help.

 

[iwearnosox]

All you need is an adequately sized trunk, some chloroform and a little chutzpah.

 

[SagaLore]

Buy them from Russia.

 

[Papagayo]

Money..

Don't listen to anyone else..

Money will make you happy and buy everything.. Including Love... Maybe not trust (that's why they have prenuptuel aggrement (spelling))

 

[IcemanJer]

just go: "Sup b!tch? Date?"

 

[Scouzer]

Buy them at the zoo. Same place you'd buy chimpazees

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: skywalker66
Seriously, how do you go about this task?

Download the song "Will you be my girl" by Jet. Burn said song onto CD. Kidnap pretty girl. Put CD in car, and proceed to sing song to girl.