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How does one get a girlfriend?

Seriously, how do you go about this task?


If you want advice on how to get a girl, the last place to be asking this is a forum where the best the geeks here can hope for is a computer screen and a bottle of hand lotion? Get real!

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If you are asking about how to get one on the internet, you will never encounter this situation. Feel free to give up now.
 
just wait til something happens.
i am never pro-active about it... i don't like literally trying to look.. it won't work out i don't think.

i just do whatever, and when you meet someone, you meet someone.

blammo.
 
Find a dark alley and start propositioning woman who dress slutty, it helps if you wave a wad of cash around as well.
 
Start by going to to real places. talk to girls. get to know them, if you feel that you would like to see her again, ask her to get coffee sometime, dont do dinner first. save that for if you know you both like each other.
dont come on too strong. be kind, real, dont be a pansy.
after a little, you will realize if there is a "connection" if there is, things should prorgress natrually
 


How does one get a girlfriend?
Created On 11/07/2003 3:23 PM by skywalker66

A: First get three hundred dollars.
B: It's all gravy after that.
 
Start calling up friends.

Then start askin them to hook you up. If you aren't a dweeb, or UBER nerd, then they might allow their acquaintences to maybe hang out...

The key is... GET off the computer and get out.
 
Getting a girlfriend is easy.... just have the mailman put your phone bill in the mailbox of the girl who lives in the apartment above yours. Then when she returns it, you just be nice and hang out. End of story...

Ok so I got REALLY lucky (thx mailman who sucks at delivering mail to the right place) but things just happen. I suggest that you just have fun and be yourself and it will eventually happen.

 
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