Originally posted by: HajikuFlip
I seem to get drunk in stages. Let me properly describe these phases of drunkness...
Stage 1 - Preamble Beers
Ahh..wonderful stage one. Everything goes down ice cold, reactions are great, and your looking forward to the night. Nothing better than a good Preamble Beer.
Stage 2 - Mellowed Out Beers
You've had a couple beers by now. You can just sit back and watch everyone else if you'd like, and enjoy the oncomings of a nice, subtle buzz. Things seem a bit funnier, and everything has a slight dreamy feel to it.
Stage 3 - Lets Play a Game!
Ah, Stage 3 is usually where the games break out. One of my favorites is 'Never Ever Have I'... So for instance, "Never ever have I worn a bra." Everyone who has worn a bra takes a drink. Great for large numbers of people. The great thing is, girls are more likley at admit things they have done in the past since they don't have to outright say it, just subtley take a drink
Stage 4 - RPG Beers
Usually at Stage 4 I like to go on missions. These are usually when I get into the most trouble. Going out for a walk usually results in the aquirement of goodies, ala signs, lights, and other items. It's like a good game of Morrowind....
Stage 5 - Kick in the teeth
Stage 5 is when you've reached home, or where ever your final destination may be. Your thinking back on how fast the night went, and your buzz has turned into full on Kick-in-the-teeth drunkenness. It's time for sleep, your night has been concluded. :beer: