But... but... they might have to start budgeting their finances. OH no!
They can no longer have cable TV! WHAT A DISASTER! What else will they do during the day?!?!
They can't get lame magazines while in line like the National Equirer
They may have to reconsider paying $1.25 for a bottle of coke at work every week. Oh look, a savings of $65 there!
They can't afford a new car. Might have to stick with their current one. You know, the one that moves?
They might have to save on gas, they might have to take the bus... ewww!!!!
They may even need to live somewhere with a roommate in another bedroom! OH NO! COODIES!!!
Oh the HORROR... the HORRRRRRRRRRRRROR! I can't imagine what that would be like. Oh wait - yes I can. It's called college