How do you want to die?

[Vic]

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: Vic
Live 85 years in perfect health. Die suddenly and unexpectedly one night in my sleep.

That can be arranged.. live to 85 and I'll take care of the rest

... of natural causes.

 

[Armitage]

Like Slim Pickens in Dr. Strangelove
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9903/08/kubrick.obit/strangelove.jpg

 

[Falloutboy]

death by snoo snoo

(shameless Futurama reference)

 

[sandman018]

good thread to de-lurk

something spectacular that makes national news...say spontaneous combustion or something of the sort

 

[batmang]

old, and in my sleep.

 

[SuperSix]

Originally posted by: clamum
Saving fellow soldiers in battle or of a heroin overdose.

Nice! :thumbsup:

 

[joecool]

in my sleep like my grandad, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car ... ;-)

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: joecool
in my sleep like my grandad, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car ... ;-)

Not much of a reader, are ya?

 

[munruss]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
I want to slam into a neutron star.

A heart attack while having sex with your insanely large mother.

 

[neovan]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: eigen
With a 20 yr old on my face.

A woman... right?

after burrito night?

in a liposuction office?

 

[smc13]

I want to die a billion years from now while having sex with a 21 year old hottie.

 

[Attrox]

At my desk, on my final neffing post reaching the Lifer status.

 

[Lola]

peacefully in my sleep after a long and full life. nothing crazy i can think of.

 

[Bartman39]

I want to die on the up stroke so I gain one when I go down and an another when they pull me off...

 

[Landroval]

Awake

 

[BurnItDwn]

I want to die a slow horrible painfull death. I'm thinking probably third degree burns on much of my body, then spending months in the hospital trying to recover, then once I've recovered to where I can walk and crap, I'd get horrible third degree burns again.

Ohh that would really suck.

 

[Swag1138]

I want to die with no pain, but with full knowledge that I am dying. Like when you decided to commit suicide by sleeping pills, you fight to stay awake, drinking in the sensation that when you fall asleep, you wont be waking up.

Yeah, like that.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Orgasm-induced heart attack while having an orgy with nubile young hotties.

Originally posted by: Nozirev
Not entirely sure, but I'm thinking I'm going to want to die in the same way Hugh Hefner is going to die.

Yup. I read a story about a guinie pig or some animal that mates 27 times in 3 days and then dies.

 

[Ausm]

In a threesome...


Ausm

 

[bdude]

Staring at the tic of an explosive-laden device that will destroy the NAZI overlords and rid the world of evil. 3...2...1...done

 

[hypn0tik]

Headshot. Bonus points for the following:

- Assassination
- Innocent bystander
- Weapon in question is an AK-47

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

In bed with a hot girl.

Orgasm and then *HEART ATTACK*

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul

Originally posted by: lightpants
Peaceful and smiling like grandpa,
not screaming in fear like the other people in the car he was driving!

<----was going to post this

 

[eigen]

I dont care. Just as long as it is senseless and irrational just like my life.

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: chrisms
I know there is one way I would definately NOT want to die... by being crushed. Like completely smashed flat by something. Crushing is always the worst when it comes to injuries, I think that would be a very disturbing and painful death.

Like in T1



I saw an article once about a certain type of rodent that boinks 27 times in three days and then dies.