How do you want to die?

[NuclearNed]

I want to slam into a neutron star.

 

[RagingBITCH]

I want to get slammed by Angelina Jolie's neutron stars, and die of a subsequent heart attack.

 

[Ryan]

I want to hit by a bus, when I'm jogging at the age of 110.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
I want to get slammed by Angelina Jolie's neutron stars, and die of a subsequent heart attack.

Yours is better than mine, dammit. Is it too late to change my mind?

 

[FoBoT]

i want to go to the wilderness (alaska would work) and climb a mountain in winter and freeze to death

 

[DainBramaged]

Firing squad is appealing, skydiving w/o a parachute would be pretty cool. One way I do not want to die is by drowning.

 

[Joemonkey]

freezing to death or slow asphyxiation (as in airtight room and O2 slowly diminishes)

 

[Afrotech]

hmmm.... you only get to do it once....

well... i told my wife that i want to die suffocating by her boobies

 

[TheNinja]

probably seppuku

 

[monk3y]

Mammary Concussion... (involves breasts hitting your head repeatedly )

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

In a hail of gunfire screaming, "iVIVA EL PRESIDENTE'!"

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: InstincT
Mammary Concussion... (involves breasts hitting your head repeatedly )

Too late, that's mine

 

[theknight571]

Peacefully in my sleep....

Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in my car.



- TK

I know... I know... lame attempt at humor. lol

 

[daveymark]

death by lemonparty for me

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: daveymark
death by lemonparty for me

:Q *puke*

 

[monk3y]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: InstincT
Mammary Concussion... (involves breasts hitting your head repeatedly )

Too late, that's mine

I think I should get some credit for such a clever name...

 

[lightpants]

Peaceful and smiling like grandpa,
not screaming in fear like the other people in the car he was driving!

 

[shilala]

Either in the saddle or something extremely bizarre.
I'll even take pneumonia as long as it isn't in a car wreck.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Boinking a lithe young girl and peacefully dying right after I finish.

I would *not* want to die before I'd finish . . . even the possibility of blueballs in an afterlife is too big a gamble, since in some circles the afterlife lasts an eternity . . ..

edit: for clarification's sake - yourng girl: 18~25

 

[DainBramaged]

When I have to die then
I want to strangle myself in your black hair
And when I have to die then
I want to suffocate between your sweet breasts
And when I have to die then
I want to be blinded by your brown eyes
And when I have to die then
I want to cut my veins on your lips
I have not yet learned enough
My hands in chains
The brain - A HOLE IN THE WALL
And when I have to die then
I want to starve in your lap
And when I have to die then
I want to burn in your bed
And when I have to die then
I want to drown in your heart
And when I have to die then
I want to be poisened by your blood
And when I have to die then
I want to melt away from your kiss
And then when I am dead
Bury me close to your heart

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: lightpants
Peaceful and smiling like grandpa,
not screaming in fear like the other people in the car he was driving!

 

[jjones]

Slowly, and with a great deal of pain. Or maybe some sort of flesh rotting disease.

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: daveymark
death by lemonparty for me

:Q *puke*

hey at least i'll live to a ripe old age

 

[chrisms]

I know there is one way I would definately NOT want to die... by being crushed. Like completely smashed flat by something. Crushing is always the worst when it comes to injuries, I think that would be a very disturbing and painful death.

 

[Nozirev]

Not entirely sure, but I'm thinking I'm going to want to die in the same way Hugh Hefner is going to die.