how do you punish your cat?

[TheHeartless]

Vinegar...or other smelling things to that extent....we used to have a golden retriver(sp) male he'd bark at the neighbors all the time..they would spray him with vinegar all the time...he'd stop...but we would get pissed at our neighbor for doing it...

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

just act like you want the cat to get into things. She will soon stop getting into things just to spite your sorry human ass.

 

[YingYang]

I've never done this before but a friend of mine says that he would tie two cats together by the tail and toss them on a clothline. I also hear they would scratch each other to death til one of them passes out.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: paruhd0x
Kicking a cat in the face is just wrong. I bet you would love it if someone kicked you in the face.

because I love be squirted with water

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: MachFive
How do I punish my cat?

No sex for a week. And I mean it!

:Q

 

[Marshallj]

Originally posted by: paruhd0x
Kicking a cat in the face is just wrong. I bet you would love it if someone kicked you in the face.

You're not supposed to love it. You're supposed to stop doing what you're getting punished for.

 

[zmatrix]

Try this

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: MachFive
How do I punish my cat?

No sex for a week. And I mean it!

:Q

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I show it pictures of Chinese restaurants.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: zmatrix
Try this

it's not a home vidoe it's a phone video. (i LOVE THAT ONE)

 

[nan0bug]

I usually just pick him up and throw him against a wall as hard as possible.

Just kidding. I dont have to, my cat is well behaved and always has been. I got lucky I guess.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: zmatrix
Try this

God I love that video
cat 0wnage

 

[AstIsis]

I tried a regular water gun and my cat thought it was a drinking fountain. I then got a supersoaker which he thought was just a bigger drinking fountain....it is hopeless!

I also tried locking him in the bathroom..he went to sleep. Spanking him...he ignored that since I did not want to hurt him. Yelling at him....he also chose to ignore that...then I finally got it right....

I yell at him then refuse to acknowledge he exists for awhile....the only combo that works.

 

[Lucky]

When my cats wont stop fighting and running around the apt at 2AM I usually corner them both, pick them up by the scruff of the neck, yell at them, and then ignore them. They rarely keep fighting after that.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: AstIsis
I tried a regular water gun and my cat thought it was a drinking fountain. I then got a supersoaker which he thought was just a bigger drinking fountain....it is hopeless!

I also tried locking him in the bathroom..he went to sleep. Spanking him...he ignored that since I did not want to hurt him. Yelling at him....he also chose to ignore that...then I finally got it right....

I yell at him then refuse to acknowledge he exists for awhile....the only combo that works.

Sounds like most guys.

 

[deftron]

Sic the dog on it

 

[AstIsis]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: AstIsis
I tried a regular water gun and my cat thought it was a drinking fountain. I then got a supersoaker which he thought was just a bigger drinking fountain....it is hopeless!

I also tried locking him in the bathroom..he went to sleep. Spanking him...he ignored that since I did not want to hurt him. Yelling at him....he also chose to ignore that...then I finally got it right....

I yell at him then refuse to acknowledge he exists for awhile....the only combo that works.

Sounds like most guys.

roflmao..ain't that the truth!



Well..except some of them like to be spanked.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Originally posted by: paruhd0x
Kicking a cat in the face is just wrong. I bet you would love it if someone kicked you in the face.

It's called sarcasm. Like this eyeroll ---->