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How do you pronounce ASUS?

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I talked with Asus tech support before, they pronounce it Ay-Suhs (Seuss, like Dr. Seuss). Too bad we don't all have phonemic characters to properly state these things...
 
Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
Originally posted by: madeupfacts
what on earth is a asus?
it looks like a anus
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LOL. Get your ANUS laptops here!

ROFL
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HAHAHAHA i died laughing when i saw that crappy laptop with the word "ANUS" scratched on the screen. that's too funny.
 
according to answers.com,
ASUS (pronounced ['e?s?s], ['e?s?s], or [e?'su?s]). also, the name comes from Pegasus but they dropped the first 3 letters to get a higher alphabetical position. so just like pegasus just without the peg. SO A-Seuss.
 
Originally posted by: ForumMaster
according to answers.com,
ASUS (pronounced ['e?s?s], ['e?s?s], or [e?'su?s]). also, the name comes from Pegasus but they dropped the first 3 letters to get a higher alphabetical position. so just like pegasus just without the peg. SO A-Seuss.
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actually, wouldn't it be "uh-sis" if you dropped the "peg"?
 
I pronounced it ace-us untill I called em up and the automated voice lady pronounced it a-seuss so I was like <neo>whoa</neo>
 
Originally posted by: eits
i used to say "a-sus" until i called their tech support line and figured out the real way to pronounce it is "a-soos"
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The non-english speaking person you spoke to was pronouncing it wrong.

sank hu fohr cawling Asseus, khan i pleeze have yor name an the moddel numba of the product hu aw cawling uhbowt.
 
Originally posted by: Rock Hydra
Originally posted by: madeupfacts
what on earth is a asus?
it looks like a anus
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LOL. Get your ANUS laptops here!

ROFL
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LOL

My response:


I do not understand how you can deal with people like your client. This is very bad for our business, and as you know, my Anus laptops are top of the line and very expensive. I am not sure if you have my anus in your hands as of now, but I except you to send me another check THAT IS NOT FRAUD.


I know you will like my anus, many have before. Those are the newest anus on the block, and like I said, my anus is very very expensive, and only special customers were allowed to buy my anus.


I must add, those are a special version, my anus is black.


PLEASE I BEG OF YOU, SEND ME THE FUNDS FOR THE LAPTOPS, IT IS VERY IMPORTANT, I DO NOT WANT TO GET THE AUTHORITIES INVOLOVED!


Wilson T.
Anus Laptops
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ROTFLOLBAHAHA

OMG, I think I just swallowed my tongue!!
 
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