How do you plan to take over the world?

[Schadenfroh]

Im gonna start small with greenland and work my way up to the invasion of europe

 

[Glitchny]

ally with russia and western europe, move west

 

[SWirth86]

Blame the jews.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Schadenfroh
Im gonna start small with greenland and work my way up to the invasion of europe

I'm gonna wait till you conquer everything and kill you in your sleep

 

[TommyVercetti]

By spreading religion. Once that is done, I will try and divide their opinions on their religion, which will create many sects. This will weaken the people, and I shall come in to conquer the world.

 

[BatmanNate]

Global porn empire.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Global porn empire.

So people are gonna masturbate themselves into your submission? Genius

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Ahh taking over the world, a problem of which i have thought about many a night and in many a class... taking over a large and economically powerful nation would be a terrible mistake, anyone with power has allies. i plan to take over a few islands no one will notice are gone and build my military on these islands around the world. this would allow me to position my men all over the world, and if they knock out one island it would be no big deal, there are islands under my control all over the world around every continent. i would then move into australia, take it over with my massive military and then do virtually nothing with it. see, the brilliance with this plan is that all the other major nations would assume i was building my military in australia but nay, i will be building my military on my islands and taking over other ones. by this time they're all confused as to whats going on and the US will declare war on Iraq again, thinking it is the source of the problem. The economy will go to even deeper sh!t than it's in and the US will be easy to take over. once i take over the us i will have everything i need, powerful military. then i would go after europe obviously, then move into poorer regions of asia and slowly move into china and use the nukes as my weapon to destroy the country. the only powerful places left are russia and brazil, i would use some of the nukes i acquired from china to temporarily disable key parts of south america so i will not have to worry about then and then with my massive military i acquired from the united states i could easily disable russia. by this time there is little power left in the world but mine

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Global porn empire.

So people are gonna masturbate themselves into your submission? Genius

wow.. that does have potential..

 

[MillionaireNextDoor]

Mind control using my infindibulator

-Q

 

[Insane3D]

I'm going to use the Adul method....










...one nef at a time...followed by a unstoppable tide of rampant nefs that will drown all into submission!!!!

Mwuhahahahahah!

 

[Sephiroth85]

lots and lots of nukes and also ICBM, they fuxk with me, i launch all that shiet.