How do you pee with morning wood?

[JS80]

Plank with one arm is superman, not that crap depicted on the site.

 

[chusteczka]

In before lock.

This is a serious discussion concerning an important aspect of male health.

 

[HAL9000]

This is a serious discussion concerning an important aspect of male health.

I disagree, it's a discussion concerning a minor inconvenience of male physiology.

 

[HAL9000]

http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html

 

[ThatsABigOne]

I usually just stand in front of the toilet and wait. Being the morning, I'm always super cold and tired, and that makes it go down fairly quick.

This.

 

[Exterous]

I just pee into a small length of hose that I can direct where ever I want

 

[boochi]

I think HAL9000 sees things from the feminine angle.

 

[Joepublic2]

I go into my backyard and piss on a tree, because fences make good neighbors.

 

[HAL9000]

I think HAL9000 sees things from the feminine angle.

I do piss sitting down in the morning.

 

[Nebor]

I do piss sitting down in the morning.

I imagine that helps drain all sorts of fluids.

 

[drebo]

The strong-arm method can seriously damage your penor muscles and is not recommended.

I used to do a combination of the Girly Man and the Downward Dog. Now, I just stand comfortably and pee in the bathtub/shower, making a nice aerial arc.

Sometimes if the morning wood is epic, or I just finished with the wife, I'll do the Girly Man...I don't like this method because the possibility of dipping the head into the water is too great, and I fucking hate that.

Otherwise, the morning wood isn't usually too bad to strong arm it without damage.

 

[Joseph F]

I used to just piss in the previous night's beer bottles. Sometimes, I'd fill up three of them.

 

[KlokWyze]

wow. thanks for the thread.

I LOL'd.