How do you meet girls in bars and clubs?

[Scarpozzi]

Alright....I know these are the EASIEST places to meet ppl cause everyone's drunk. My friends and I all started talking last night and we're all incredibly shy. It takes about a 6 pack before we'll approach anyone. Does anyone know any tricks to approach complete strangers? Here's one I've used before that worked:

My friend got up to hit the head. I signaled a foxy female that was sitting with another good looking gal. I told her that I wanted to play a joke on my friend and have her sit in his seat since he got up and left for a few. It totally worked...and I bought her and her friend a shot. The four of us, after my friend returned, ended up partying all night and we partied together quite a few nights until I made a mistake. But the point is, it all started from breaking the ice that one night... Does anyone else have any good ice breakers?

 

[minendo]

Just introduce yourself.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Put a potato down your pants

Preferably in the front, the back may not help you too much

 

[fatalbert]

<< Just introduce yourself. >>

 

[aphex]

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<< Just introduce yourself. >>

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[Scarpozzi]

Introductions are too easy! Hehe....we do that most of the time. I was hoping to get more responses of interesting stories or things other people have tried that's sorta like the "steal my friend's seat" trick. It's fun to do that stuff....

 

[LordMaul]

Tell them you have a bunch of CASH just sitting around in your PayPal account...and you don't even care!

That'll really get 'em!

 

[ndee]

Get totally wasted and start talking to them.

 

[SuperTool]

Meet them online first.

 

[SmirnoffIsTasty]

Chances are those girls are as lame as you, try somewhere else.

 

[lawaris]

<< Chances are those girls are as lame as you, try somewhere else. >>




or jus' get em'


U like it ....they like it ....so what's the fuking problem ???

 

[tcsenter]

Use something that Andrew Dice Clay would say, like "Hey, babe, mind if I stick my tongue up your...?"

Something real vulgar. Chicks dig that.

 

[Martin]

The only piece of advise you need is this: Don't listen to LordMaul.


Just live by that and you'll be fine

 

[Wingnut]

Two words...ROO FEEZ !!!

J/K!!!!

That's a really tough question but the best results usually come by chance when both people get into a spontaneous conversation (no introductions or bad pick-up lines) and just feel comfortable talking to each other. I find when I introduce myself it just screams "I think you're fine and the only reason I'm talking to you is cuz I'm drunk and horny"


Basically just start a conversation about anything like a situation at the bar/club and if she's interested she'll usually carry on the conversation for more than a minute, then you can start exchanging stats, spit whatever!

The best case scenario, she'll initiaite the conversation and then you've got an ace in the hole!!!

Ahhh, me loves agressive women!

 

[LordMaul]

<< The only piece of advise you need is this: Don't listen to LordMaul.


Just live by that and you'll be fine >>




You're just pissed off because you believed me when I said "girls love PCGamer" and you bought her a subscription for her birthday...

14/\/\3|2

 

[Rudee]

I'm a fairly big guy (muscle wise) and normally women approach me.

 

[FSUpaintball]

Yeah, uh, thanks for the input. You can go back to greasing yourself up while staring at the mirror now.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

<< Yeah, uh, thanks for the input. You can go back to greasing yourself up while staring at the mirror now. >>



MUHUHAHAHAHA!

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Dress to impress. Not expensive, but neat. While you are staring at their boobs, they are checking out your shoes.

Be confident, but not overbearing. Otherwise you come off as an ass.

Eye Contact.

Many more, but I have a woman after me right now

 

[Freejack2]

Bars and Clubs are the biggest waste of time. I used to have a friend who would go every weekend to all the bars and clubs. About all he managed to do was become an arsehole alcoholic that noone wanted to talk to.

If you want to meet a woman, get serious about it! The best way to meet a woman is doing what you love. If you love skiing meet some women on the slopes. If you love computers meet some women at the computer club. If you love animals meet some women at the local pets club. You get the idea.

Also as long as you can deal with some rejection, dating services and personals are not a bad way to go. Though personals and the internet are pretty much like a blind date.

Oh and remember this. What a woman looks like on the outside isn't going to last. What's on the inside will last forever...

 

[yobarman]

<< If you love computers meet some women at the computer club. >>






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[Frosty3799]

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<< If you love computers meet some women at the computer club. >>






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hahahahahahahahahahahaa >>



second that one

 

[Bignate603]

<< How do you meet girls in bars and clubs >>



I don't

 

[chasem]

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<< If you love computers meet some women at the computer club. >>






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oh my god hahahaha,


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im still holding my sides.... AHHHHHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

 

[silverpig]

Tell her that you were half of the world record setting female multiple orgasm team