How do you make a cat SHUT UP?!?!

[amnesiac]

One of the people in the building next to me has this cat that's gone bezerk.. it's CONSTANTLY screaming (not meowing, it sounds almost like a screeching baby). It sits in the window and makes these noises. I'm this close to pegging it with an airsoft gun right now. My cat doesn't make any noise, what the hell is wrong with this one?!?

 

[pillage2001]

Sitting at the window eh? ?Got a BB gun you can use??

 

[Burnt]

tell your cat to tell the other cat to shut up

 

[kami]

uh oh...psycho cat!!! :Q

 

[wolfsblood]

tranquilizer darts would be more effective, a bb gun would just make it whine more wouldn't it?

 

[pillage2001]

<< uh oh...psycho cat!!! :Q >>



Just like the girl in your dorm eh??

 

[pyonir]

you can make it into a Bonsai Kitten. or you could just masturbate...that might kill it.

 

[rival]

try masturbating

 

[pyonir]

<< try masturbating >>


haha beat ya to it...(no pun intended!)

 

[fatbaby]

Spontaneous combustion?

 

[bonk102]

OMG!!!!

DONT MASTERBATE

THAT GOES FOR EVERYONE

Save the pussyCats

 

[StattlichPassat]

Sounds like it's in heat! HAHAHA! Do you have a German Shepard by chance? That would shut it up real quick. I love cats, but I know that sound and it's hell.

 

[amnesiac]

I had my friend hurl a b-ball at the wall right below the window. Scared the f**ker off at least. Stupid cat.

 

[StattlichPassat]

"tell your cat to tell the other cat to shut up"

HAHAHAHAHA!

 

[kami]

<<

<< uh oh...psycho cat!!! :Q >>



Just like the girl in your dorm eh?? >>


yeah but replace cat with bitch, slut, whore, or any other variation!

 

[b0mbrman]

Sedatives a la Something Aboot Mary

 

[TheBlondOne]

Yep, sounds like it's in heat to me.

--Sarah

 

[Bobomatic]

take the cat for a ride...

 

[lebe0024]

<< tell your cat to tell the other cat to shut up >>


LOL

 

[Joyride]

<< try masturbating >>



That's the funniest thing I have seen in a while!!!

Damn pussies (cats that is)