How do YOU like to perform abduction?

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Evadman

Evadman

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Pull up and grab them while the van is still moving, then speed away.
 
Demon-Xanth

Demon-Xanth

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Personally, I use the same pickup line as I do when I go dating:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"
 
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AbsolutDealage

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Originally posted by: Evadman
Pull up and grab them while the van is still moving, then speed away.
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Yea, but not one of those wussy conversion vans... we're talkin' commercial grade white van, no windows... yea....
 
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Ogg

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Personally, I use the same pickup line as I do when I go dating:

"Does this smell like chloroform?"
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Mr N8

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Lure them in with happy music and promises of yummy treats. Then grab them and throw them in the freezer.
 
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bandana163

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Depends... Youth easy fall for any tricks, but for the elderly, you will need hooks like the ones in the meat sections of warehouses.
Grab'em and yummy!
 
FelixDeCat

FelixDeCat

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The best part is when your good for nothing kidnapping ass gets to die by lethal injection.
 
Freejack2

Freejack2

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I once got abducted by aliens. I woke up before they tried to anal probe me, so I hijacked their space ship. I got caught by the air force and was forced to land. The aliens tried to get me charged with grand theft spaceship but there was no law on the books about it so the airforce had to let me go.
 
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Rudee

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I like to paint the getaway vehicle different colors on each side. It causes conflicting eye-witness reports.
 
Nitemare

Nitemare

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I normally go to their house when they are not home dressed as a police officer. I then kill both parents by morphing my hand into a metal spike. I mimic their voice and then ask them to come home.




*note to self*

Find out the dogs name next time.
 
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Red

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Get CDLs under false/stolen ID. Grow a beard, have a weird haircut... do whatever you can to have an odd look. Get job as school bus driver with CDL. Tell bus load full of 5 year olds that it's time for a field trip. Put them in the freezer. Wipe off all fingerprints off bus, shave your beard/cut hair and go back to your original ID. Instant freezer full-o-kids!
 
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merlocka

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
I normally go to their house when they are not home dressed as a police officer. I then kill both parents by morphing my hand into a metal spike. I mimic their voice and then ask them to come home.




*note to self*

Find out the dogs name next time.
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ROFL
 
Nitemare

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: t60
Originally posted by: TMPadmin
Middle of the night. Phase shift in time...

Have you been abducted?
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That thing has the most questions of any online quiz I've ever taken. I gave up after the 10th one.
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Sounds like the aliens are steering you away from the site. It must be the metal implant in your scalp. I was able to take the test all the way through without any problems. Just do what I do, wrap your head in aluminum full and have a go.

<---72% chance I was abducted
 
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DurocShark

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Abduction? What kids? I don't know anythin... <hey, shuttup! Quit banging on the freezer door>...g about any abducted kids...
 
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