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How do you know when a male porn star is at a gas station?

Good one 🙂

But.. let's see..

creampie - overfills the gas tank and then licks up the spillage
bukkake - everyone in the gas station grabs a pump and sprays down one car
bondage - rack the car up on the hoist, hit it gently with squeegees

I guess it depends on the porn star... 😉
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Good one 🙂

But.. let's see..

creampie - overfills the gas tank and then licks up the spillage
bukkake - everyone in the gas station grabs a pump and sprays down one car
bondage - rack the car up on the hoist, hit it gently with squeegees

I guess it depends on the porn star... 😉
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lol, this is so wrong.
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Good one 🙂

But.. let's see..

creampie - overfills the gas tank and then licks up the spillage
bukkake - everyone in the gas station grabs a pump and sprays down one car
bondage - rack the car up on the hoist, hit it gently with squeegees

I guess it depends on the porn star... 😉
Click to expand...

Gently?
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Good one 🙂

But.. let's see..

creampie - overfills the gas tank and then licks up the spillage
bukkake - everyone in the gas station grabs a pump and sprays down one car
bondage - rack the car up on the hoist, hit it gently with squeegees

I guess it depends on the porn star... 😉
Click to expand...

pics ?
😛
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Good one 🙂

But.. let's see..

creampie - overfills the gas tank and then licks up the spillage
bukkake - everyone in the gas station grabs a pump and sprays down one car
bondage - rack the car up on the hoist, hit it gently with squeegees

I guess it depends on the porn star... 😉
Click to expand...

:Q
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Good one 🙂

But.. let's see..

creampie - overfills the gas tank and then licks up the spillage
bukkake - everyone in the gas station grabs a pump and sprays down one car
bondage - rack the car up on the hoist, hit it gently with squeegees

I guess it depends on the porn star... 😉
Click to expand...

lol
😀
 
Q: How do you know your in a Japanese gas station?
A: There's a mosaic over the pump and gas tank hole.
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Good one 🙂

But.. let's see..

creampie - overfills the gas tank and then licks up the spillage
bukkake - everyone in the gas station grabs a pump and sprays down one car
bondage - rack the car up on the hoist, hit it gently with squeegees

I guess it depends on the porn star... 😉
Click to expand...

hahahaha
 
Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Originally posted by: dwell
Q: How do you know your in a Japanese gas station?
A: There's a mosaic over the pump and gas tank hole.
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That went right over my head...😕
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Uh Oh, I know the answer to this one.

The Japanese always blur out the most naughty bits! :Q:Q
 
Originally posted by: MaxDSP
Originally posted by: dwell
Q: How do you know your in a Japanese gas station?
A: There's a mosaic over the pump and gas tank hole.
Click to expand...

That went right over my head...😕
Click to expand...

You have to see Japanese porn to understand...
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Good one 🙂

But.. let's see..

creampie - overfills the gas tank and then licks up the spillage
bukkake - everyone in the gas station grabs a pump and sprays down one car
bondage - rack the car up on the hoist, hit it gently with squeegees

I guess it depends on the porn star... 😉
Click to expand...

Bwhahaha! Thats great!
 
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