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imported_goku

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First line of defense; Store porn on a File server with 1. an 8 digit password to access 2. Use windows encryption 3. No Keyboard/mouse/monitor connected with locked chassis.

Second Line of defense; Use cryptic folder names for the "alledged porn folder", Store "alledged porn folder" deep with in folders of folders.

Third Line of Defense; Make like 1000 bogus RAR files with how every many digit passwords with the "actual porn" RARs having anonymity with in the the mass of fake files. An example would be a naming scheme of 1-1000.rar with some porn being in like files 700.rar or 173.rar etc..

Fourth Line of Defense; Store porn in multiple RAR files with Passwords that are 8 digits long (so you can remember) and with a recovery record of 10% (in case your porn archive goes bad!)

Last Line of Defense; Within the RAR, name the "porn files" with extensions from .dll to .exe with familiar windows names like kernel.dll.

This is how I keep my porn protected.

That is all you can do that is PRACTICAL, sure you could store the porn files with in RAR archives with passwords and then store those archives in archives with 1000 more bogus RAR files with long pass words as well but that isn't as practical. ;)
 

Leros

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Originally posted by: Eli
none..

Even before I had a girlfriend, I never collected it.. what is the point in watching the same thing twice?

QFT, it sits in temp folders for a few hours, then goes bye bye
 

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Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: Harriet Tubg!rl
people that say they have none are hiding it, BIG TIME :p

ill bet you 1000$ that im not

It's just on your parent's/friends computer ;)

wanna double your wager?

If the wager gets high enough, I can make sure the Goku wins...for a cut.
 
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Originally posted by: goku
First line of defense; Store porn on a File server with 1. an 8 digit password to access 2. Use windows encryption 3. No Keyboard/mouse/monitor connected with locked chassis.

Second Line of defense; Use cryptic folder names for the "alledged porn folder", Store "alledged porn folder" deep with in folders of folders.

Third Line of Defense; Make like 1000 bogus RAR files with how every many digit passwords with the "actual porn" RARs having anonymity with in the the mass of fake files. An example would be a naming scheme of 1-1000.rar with some porn being in like files 700.rar or 173.rar etc..

Fourth Line of Defense; Store porn in multiple RAR files with Passwords that are 8 digits long (so you can remember) and with a recovery record of 10% (in case your porn archive goes bad!)

Last Line of Defense; Within the RAR, name the "porn files" with extensions from .dll to .exe with familiar windows names like kernel.dll.

This is how I keep my porn protected.

That is all you can do that is PRACTICAL, sure you could store the porn files with in RAR archives with passwords and then store those archives in archives with 1000 more bogus RAR files with long pass words as well but that isn't as practical. ;)

OMG LAWL

this guy's good :D
 

imported_goku

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Mar 28, 2004
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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: Harriet Tubg!rl
people that say they have none are hiding it, BIG TIME :p

ill bet you 1000$ that im not

It's just on your parent's/friends computer ;)

wanna double your wager?

Sure, infact I'll bet you 2000 POSTS that you've got porn/access to porn.
 

AbAbber2k

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None that I know of. It's so easy to get "free" quality pr0n (in many cases stream)... why waste space on your computer? Besides... I tend to like variety. Using the internet for pr0n just means I'm more apt to come across something I haven't seen yet. :D:thumbsup:
 

Anubis

No Lifer
Aug 31, 2001
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tbqhwy.com
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: Harriet Tubg!rl
people that say they have none are hiding it, BIG TIME :p

ill bet you 1000$ that im not

It's just on your parent's/friends computer ;)

wanna double your wager?

Sure, infact I'll bet you 2000 POSTS that you've got porn/access to porn.

i have internet access of corse i have acces to it, not making that bet
 

imported_goku

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Mar 28, 2004
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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: Harriet Tubg!rl
people that say they have none are hiding it, BIG TIME :p

ill bet you 1000$ that im not

It's just on your parent's/friends computer ;)

wanna double your wager?

Sure, infact I'll bet you 2000 POSTS that you've got porn/access to porn.

i have internet access of corse i have acces to it, not making that bet

Well if the porn is on some one elses computer, nobody can "claim" you have porn because it's some one elses computer so it automatically goes to "access".
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: K1052
Drives G: and H:



Yes, it has spilled over onto more than one physical drive. :eek:
:Q same here exactly.

Son, did you encrypt your porn like I taught you?
it's just easier to hide the drives altogether through TweakUI. ;)
 

imported_goku

Diamond Member
Mar 28, 2004
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Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: K1052
Drives G: and H:



Yes, it has spilled over onto more than one physical drive. :eek:
:Q same here exactly.

Son, did you encrypt your porn like I taught you?
it's just easier to hide the drives altogether through TweakUI. ;)

Yes but you can still discover the drives by looking in Computer Management ;)
 

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: goku
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: K1052
Drives G: and H:



Yes, it has spilled over onto more than one physical drive. :eek:
:Q same here exactly.

Son, did you encrypt your porn like I taught you?
it's just easier to hide the drives altogether through TweakUI. ;)

Yes but you can still discover the drives by looking in Computer Management ;)
of course, just not something someone would look for... that's all that counts.
 

cerebusPu

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May 27, 2000
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Im worried that my parents will check out my computer if die. dont want them to think badly of me.
 

Zolty

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H:/finished torrents/porn

porn is hidden and my gf doesnt want to look for it, she just doesnt want to see it.